Elsewhere | Panfandom RPG

Things that are awesome: Getting a job by punching people, and hookers are actually really nice.

Things that are less awesome: 7 people thinking you're one of the hookers.

Our creepy hospital has a new patient today.

Apparently a monster in the woods tried to eat Ed. Delta says he's coated in saliva, so he was in the thing's mouth. He's fine, no real damage, just his automail looks like it's been chewed on.

A guy on a horse with black hair and a green cape brought him in. If you see that guy, I wanna talk to him.

Ed's sleeping now, he'll be just fine.

Mr. Elric's supply request brought a thought to my mind. At home, there's a branch of magic called Transfiguration which is turning one object into another. I do hope none of you overreact to magic, a mind wiping spell on all of you would be tiring. I may be able to make things that are desired or required, though it's not a specialty of mine.

In addition, if anyone has a decent map of the surrounding area and towns, I can... I believe the Muggle word is teleport?

And this may be a rather silly idea, but have we considered something like tying a string to an animal and sending it through a portal? It would at least tell us if the other side is going to be somewhere absurd like in a volcano or 50 miles above the ground.

Damned library is pathetic. What's not pathetic are the caravans. One of the vendors told me they should be coming within the week, so keep your eyes peeled. Ask the right questions and we'll get some information from them.

What are the primary resources we need, outside of medical supplies? I assume the hospital is as shitty as the library is.


[Filtered; Georgia, York, North]

Is the damned portal alert working yet?

Who: Marco and Roy Mustang
What: Getting high and doing alchemy
Where: Marco and Killian's place
When: Last night
Warning | Status: War vets | log - complete

( You're worth loving. )

[Brigadier General Roy Mustang]

Hey, Roy?

If you have time, would you mind setting up a few occasions to talk with me about politics?

Back home, I got weekly lessons and I've sort of been missing them. And I don't want to be embarrassingly behind in my studies when I get back home, or Roy will kick my ass.

[Filtered; Marco]

You alright?

I'm sorry about the other day. If I'd known you were there That's not what I meant to happen.

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[Filtered; Hawkeye]

Are you happy?

Anyone else think it's weird that the monsters in the woods don't come into town?

I looked, because I'm a trained investigator trained to pay attention to these things. There's a rigged defense around town that I almost didn't notice, but I wondered why the stupid statues were placed in such strange intervals. They're part of a pattern.

Not any magic or something I'm familiar with. But Georgia, it could be interfering with your alert system. Or maybe not, what do I know about computers?

this button do? Oh it puts my words on the box, like a dick to quill NO DO NOT WRITE THAT dick to quill NO

Note to self: box does not know some words.

What about this button

oh faces!

They're cute!


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why are they all yellow?

What does 'post' mean who would this post to? What happens if I-

General thoughts and updates:

For those of you who are having sex with or intend to have sex with someone not from your timeline, I strongly encourage protection. Even if pregnancy isn't an option, even if everybody involved is a virgin, even if you're both/all women, etc. There are infections which have evolved to stability with us, and they may be different strains that somebody from outside that particular timeline could get and react poorly to.

The observational system is nearly set up. The portals being magnetic is a great help; since sensing magnetism is easy, we can even set things up so that new portals can be detected.

There was a bottle of Coke in the store the other day. It's possible to get Coke here.

Is anyone here decent at cooking? I can't afford to have diner food all the time. I've never made food from scratch.

Who: Roy and Killian
What: Killian leads Roy on a tour of the known portals.
When: Backdated to the 12th, after this
Where: The woods by the lake then the Inn.
Rating Medium for sexual innuendo toward the end
Status: Complete

( How Killian loathed soldiers of any kind. )

Who: Roy Mustang & Marco
What: Becoming BFFs
Where: A bar
When: Tonight
Warnings | Status: Drinking, war vets, cuteness | Log - Complete

( Holding him up, Roy smiled faintly and said, 'I’ve got you.'  )

I demolished a statue in town that was some kind of boring religious icon once upon a time apparently. I felt like it okay I thought they were coming over to yell at me but instead some town official guy gave me cash and said good riddance. He said it was an eyesore anyway and needed to go...there's a few more around town too, so I guess I've kinda got a temporary job?

[...]Does human transmutation actually work? was what I brought back to life my mother or

Let's talk about portals again. I want to create an early warning system in the event something bigger than disintegrating things decide to fall through. Like us.

Captain Jones took me to each of the six present, they have differing levels of strength and fluctuations around the site. York, North, take Delta and Theta out to examine them, if you will, their readings will be different from mine. Marco and Captain Jones both know the way.

Ms. Mason, what, if anything, do you know about portals and dimensional shifts? Could you make heads or tails of the AI findings?

[Filtered; Ed]

Going crazy? What the hell is this shit.

Who: Marco & Roy Mustang
What: Sleep is for people without crippling trauma.
When: Oct. 12th/13th, middle of the night.
Where: Near the center of town.
Rating: Medium for anxiety attacks, mentions of character death
Status: Log - Complete

( He gave Roy a real smile. Not one of his trademark grins that was loose and easy, but a smile that lit up his face and actually reached his eyes. )

I heard there was a dark-haired boy with dark eyes and a spandex outfit.. and a blonde boy with golden eyes and a big, gray dog.. who were hanging around the brothel this afternoon?

Marco? Alphonse?

You smashed a whiskey glass against a man's face?

Who: Brigadier General Mustang & Lieutenant Hawkeye
What: Roy arrives in Elsewhere
When: Oct. 12th
Where: Morning, at the edge of town.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Log - Complete

( He wasn’t himself and his repeated uses of Flame Alchemy these last few days had given him an edge he didn’t normally ride. )

Listen up, people. There are some monsters out in the woods.. some really badass ones. Everyone really need to leave the woods and come into the town. Trust me, it's not safe.

[Filtered to Ed, Harry, and Carlos]

If Al ends up out there and faces off with that thing that came after me, it won't be something he walks away from. We need a way to know when he comes, so we can intercept him and keep him safe.

Everyone okay?

I'm going to temporarily suspend my disbelief that you're not all a bunch of morons, and instead assume something drastic kept you from accomplishing anything.

Lieutenant Hawkeye filled me in on what details she could regarding the situation here. My main questions are what have you gleaned from town and the people around us? What are their feelings, if nothing else, toward us as a group and any of you as an individual?

From my end of things, the closest detail we discovered is that the passports malfunctioned which resulted in a widespread transportation from Knowhere. We're not the only ones lost and there may be others we haven't had contact with whether because they're dead, injured, too far out of range or just don't have their devices with them, so beware.

Why the hell did the group split up? Report your status and location here so we at least know where the hell you are.

[Filtered; Georgia Mason]

Not killing anyone yet, are you?