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March knows Sammy is a (bloodjunkie) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-12-07 01:52:00

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faust, hansel, kit walker, nick fury, pepper potts, sam winchester, thane krios

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[After this.]

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And here I thought I moved into the part of town where gunshots weren't a real regular thing.

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	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 09:01 am UTC (link)
	I knew I recognized your name from somewhere! I'm real sorry about your toes, but my momma's been trying to find you for years. The police got tired of looking, even though she filed hundreds of missing person reports when you went missing with that stolen basket of cornbread. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 09:04 am UTC (link)
	I'm sorry to say I'm married now. Doubly married. And, oh the children I've got. There's so many of them. Terrible little children knocking things over and lighting curtains on fire. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	None of those things would protect you from the wrath of a southern momma who felt her baby girl was wronged. Didn't you learn a thing from my people? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	Clearly my only path to salvation is to flee. And, this time it'll be easier without having to hobble out of a farmyard. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	But all those little children will be clinging to your legs. They've got to make running plenty challenging. And just think of all their caterwauling once they realize daddy's running himself off just before Christmas. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	English children make the best orphans. I'll put a little coal on their noses before slipping out. You Americans will gobble them up. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just using our maternal need to fatten little children up against us. You're a real piece of work, Peter G. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	This is what happens when a man can't fire guns in the air and sing about rebellion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	You couldn't slide on over to Ireland and fuss with your accent some? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just talking crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Not any crazier than you dreaming abut rebellion. People start shooting things, I'm guessing you run in the opposite direction real quick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	As any respectable Englishman would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	See, that's what you did wrong down here in the south. You ran. We're real fond of chasing down a nice rump, and you presented it to us like it was Christmas come in July. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Should I have burned a couple bridges on my way out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Marriageable men find all bridges in the South are real fireproof. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Then, clearly all we have left are negotiations. If you manage to catch me, tell your mamma I'll marry you on the terms that I get daily shipments of cornbread and a horse. A horse with a gun strapped to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You'd shoot yourself useless on day one. Then you'd get a gut, eating all that cornbread while convalescing. And it's real likely you'll stand on the wrong side of that horse, and he'll kick you in the head, making you lose that keen wit you got on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Surely I should receive some kind of benefits? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:26 am UTC (link)
	You get a real fine wife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I think we have different definitions of fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:33 am UTC (link)
	What's your notion of a real fine wife? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Not looking like an ox set out for the Oregon Trail might be a good start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:55 am UTC (link)
	See, our definitions of real fine line up near perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Hold on. I didn't know the deep south had prolific plastic surgeons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Seeing oxes is subjective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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