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March knows Sammy is a (bloodjunkie) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-12-07 01:52:00

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faust, hansel, kit walker, nick fury, pepper potts, sam winchester, thane krios

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[After this.]

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And here I thought I moved into the part of town where gunshots weren't a real regular thing.

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	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're just talking crazy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Not any crazier than you dreaming abut rebellion. People start shooting things, I'm guessing you run in the opposite direction real quick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	As any respectable Englishman would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	See, that's what you did wrong down here in the south. You ran. We're real fond of chasing down a nice rump, and you presented it to us like it was Christmas come in July. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 09:23 pm UTC (link)
	Should I have burned a couple bridges on my way out? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-07 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Marriageable men find all bridges in the South are real fireproof. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-07 09:38 pm UTC (link)
	Then, clearly all we have left are negotiations. If you manage to catch me, tell your mamma I'll marry you on the terms that I get daily shipments of cornbread and a horse. A horse with a gun strapped to it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 03:04 am UTC (link)
	You'd shoot yourself useless on day one. Then you'd get a gut, eating all that cornbread while convalescing. And it's real likely you'll stand on the wrong side of that horse, and he'll kick you in the head, making you lose that keen wit you got on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 06:20 am UTC (link)
	Surely I should receive some kind of benefits? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:26 am UTC (link)
	You get a real fine wife. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 06:31 am UTC (link)
	I think we have different definitions of fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:33 am UTC (link)
	What's your notion of a real fine wife? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 06:51 am UTC (link)
	Not looking like an ox set out for the Oregon Trail might be a good start. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:55 am UTC (link)
	See, our definitions of real fine line up near perfect. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 07:07 am UTC (link)
	Hold on. I didn't know the deep south had prolific plastic surgeons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Seeing oxes is subjective. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 07:28 am UTC (link)
	A new found sense of confidence is all a woman really needs anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 07:29 am UTC (link)
	You're made up of a whole bunch of contradictions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 07:35 am UTC (link)
	It's a survival tactic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 08:49 am UTC (link)
	I prefer a gun and a good pair of heels for that. It's a recommendation from a new friend, and I think she's onto something there. You got the kind of ankles for heels? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 10:17 am UTC (link)
	A gentleman never tells. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	See, and here I thought that only pertained to kissing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boredpursuit 2012-12-08 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Even though I took you to a dance, I don't think we know each other well enough for me to speak of something as risque as my ankles. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bloodjunkie 2012-12-08 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	See, a good old moral boy like you wouldn't even cheat. No wonder you drove the mommas wild. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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