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Tweak says, "we're avocados at law"

Nikolai Leonidovich Skalov // Jaime Lannister (ser_jaime) wrote in doors,
@ 2012-06-19 03:23:00

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catelyn stark, daenerys targaryen, damon salvatore, eddard stark, harley quinn, jaime lannister, petyr baelish, robb stark, stannis baratheon

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I see the animal farm has gotten bigger.

(( SPOILER ALERT for GoT fans who haven't read the books. ))

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	Re: Private: Ezra/Jaime amockingbird 2012-06-19 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Yeah I'm not totally thrilled about it either, buddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private: Ezra/Jaime ser_jaime 2012-06-19 12:02 pm UTC (link)
	On the contrary, I do believe you are in good hands. He would survive just about anything. How can you still be so useless at poker if you have Petyr Baelish's assistance? Has he not told you about your tell? I owe you a debt, not Lord Baelish. I would rather you talk me into doing something I would not like than he. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private: Ezra/Jaime amockingbird 2012-06-19 12:06 pm UTC (link)
	Petyr likes watching me lose. And, what tell? Fair enough, lion man. I'll let you know when I need something. Though, Baelish wants me to tell you he's allied with the Starks, too. At least just to help Ned find Sansa. So, you guys can be one big happy family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private: Ezra/Jaime ser_jaime 2012-06-19 12:13 pm UTC (link)
	You pout like a cute little child. Half the table has tells. If I told you, you would be pouting less often. Baelish will tell you anything. Ned Stark made the mistake of trusting him. I hope you will not be as foolish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Private: Ezra/Jaime amockingbird 2012-06-19 12:17 pm UTC (link)
	Damn it. Okay, I'm calling in my debt. Give me the details on the other tells. There's nothing I can do but let him take me along for the ride. Cat Stark is back in town, blondie. And, she's not undead. There's nothing that lights a fire under his ass more than that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: Private: Ezra/Jaime

ser_jaime
2012-06-19 12:33 pm UTC (link)

For a popular writer, you have a stunning lack of attention to detail. A woman changes the way she breathes and when she tries to hide it, she will lick her bottom lip or bite the inside of her cheeks. A man develops an itchy spot where he has put ink under his skin when he bluffs, and will fiddle with the shiny thing on his sleeve cuffs or clench a fist atop his thigh to stop scratching. Another man will slip his cards under the plastic coins and toss them differently when he has a bad hand. Nikolai doesn't know about this last one. As for who is who, you will have to figure that out.

Every man has his weakness. You will be fine in his hands. Just don't do anything stupid on your own.

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