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Tweak says, "I'm eloping you to canada"

Liam has gained (perspective) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-03-03 09:12:00

Entry tags:

barbara gordon, batman, catwoman, death, harley quinn, joker, nightwing, norman osborn, poison ivy, red robin, riddler, scarecrow, stephanie brown

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Beautiful day, isn't it?

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	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 03:58 pm UTC (link)
	Then please tell her that she should answer her text messages. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 04:05 pm UTC (link)
	There's answering and then there's your definition of answering. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 04:09 pm UTC (link)
	Answering as in responding, Bruce. Hearing from her! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 04:11 pm UTC (link)
	I meant the amount of time in which you expect her to respond. But alright, I'll make sure she understands the importance of answering her texts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 04:15 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. I'm assuming you're going to this party? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 04:21 pm UTC (link)
	You're welcome. I wouldn't miss it. You'll be there as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Also, be sure to take her some fresh orange juice. Sister's orders. I've been told I have to go and dance with "everyone". As this is completely impossible, I hope you realize it means you might need to rescue me, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. She mentioned that she was coming down with something. Oh, I'm well aware. I anticipated as much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 04:56 pm UTC (link)
	She said flu but maybe a cold to me. I demand OJ either way. And rest, if you can get her to slow down. [...] She's amended "everyone" to five people and the doctor. Still too many. We may need a secret signal (other than me passing out on the floor, I mean). (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	I'll do my very best. You could spill champagne on yourself. Or someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	Good. I'm counting on you. Don't make me have to kick your ass. It would be embarrassing for everyone. I might have to keep that in mind. If nothing else, I'd probably be able to escape while someone's trying to find a napkin. Or a towel. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 05:43 pm UTC (link)
	That threat only carries weight because I'd be obligated to let you kick my ass. Exactly. It's a classic, with a variety of possibilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	It carries no weight, because I'd be useless even if I did try to do it. Why haven't you told me this before? I'm always looking for new escape routes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-03 09:46 pm UTC (link)
	Useless is extreme. I've only just decided you were ready to hear it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-03 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Hardly. There's no need to try to flatter. So you're doling out the wisdom, then? Like a ninja master? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-04 07:11 am UTC (link)
	Is that what I'm doing? Exactly. Selina doesn't always appreciate my wisdom, but maybe you will. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-04 02:56 pm UTC (link)
	It certainly seems like it. Stop trying to flatter your ladyfriend's little sister, Bruce. ;) Help me Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope. I know that's Jedi and not ninja. I didn't have a good ninja quote. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" onerule 2014-03-05 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	I'm only living up to my reputation as a gentleman. It works. I always thought of ninjas as more the silent type. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Bruce / "Em" soundofwings 2014-03-05 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Sneaky. This is true. Not nearly as many good soundbites. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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