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addy and steph are the (blondebat) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-02-02 02:59:00

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riddler, stephanie brown

eddie n.
[locked to eddie n.]

[After this, and notably not on the comm:] Hi, baby.

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	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Well, my own office is really sealing the deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 03:02 am UTC (link)
	You know me, I have to go far beyond expectations. [Blink. Blink.] I'm glad, Steph. It wouldn't feel like home if you weren't there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 03:07 am UTC (link)
	That's what I told that anon. That we're a big gestures kinda couple. Me too. [Blink. Smile.] Yeah. Home is wherever I'm with you, or something lame like that. [...] Are you sure you won't miss being a bachelor? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 03:10 am UTC (link)
	[...] Anon didn't tell you what s/he was going to get me, right? God. Damn. It. That old man stuff was supposed to be private! That depends. Do I get to go back to walking around in my boxers? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 03:13 am UTC (link)
	The anon is a big blabbermouth that told me everything. I would almost say it was you if I didn't know any better. ~~They told me~~ That was honestly for Cass's sake. I didn't want her to get blinded by your pale legs. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 03:16 am UTC (link)
	~~Did they tell~~ See? Blabbermouths don't always want to sabotage. We just like talking. [...] Well, I guess I deserve it. Though, I can't say I'm really in the Valentine's spirit anymore. And, Wednesday henchgirl mud fights are off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 03:20 am UTC (link)
	I don't think Anon was sabotaging. Anon is too nice for that. I told them you had to get something extra nice. [...] For me? Or in general? I'm still in the spirit. Only if I can conduct Mancrush Monday live contests, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 03:25 am UTC (link)
	After you were done freaking out, of course. [Blink.] In general. This doesn't feel like a Valentine victory. I'm grumpy, in fact. I'll try to walk it off before I get home. Alright, no. None of that. I'll get jealous and inject myself with Bane's venom again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 03:28 am UTC (link)
	I didn't freak out completely. [Blink, blink.] You said you were supposed to do it in a month? There was no Valentine victory to be had. We can supplement with our own mudwrestling matches. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 03:35 am UTC (link)
	I don't believe that for a second. [Blink.] Yeah, I know. It's just- having it like this makes it feel like we're making a contract or something. I'm a romantic man, Stephanie. I honestly don't know how we haven't thought of this before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blondebat
2014-02-03 03:41 am UTC (link)

Maybe for like, two minutes. But Anon is really good at talking through things. That sky comment really got to me. [...] So come home, smother me with kisses, and ask me to move in with you. Unless you can think of something else. [Blink.] I think it's romantic that you planned all of that out, Eddie. Like I said, we've never been really good at doing things according to the plan.

Because you know you'd lose?

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	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 03:49 am UTC (link)
	See? I was tricked by the flowery language. [Blink.] I know, I know. I'll get my shit together by the time I get to the apartment. True, though now I don't think I'll mind losing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Me too. Why can't you talk like that? You'd get everything you ever wanted from me if you did. [...] Do you want me to act surprised when you ask? I can do it. Why, you won't get anything out of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 04:03 am UTC (link)
	I'd sound like a total dork. [Blink.] Would you really? Half naked girl straddling me whilst covered in mud sounds like a fantasy I've had before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 04:11 am UTC (link)
	You'd be a dork who could dupe me into henchgirl outfits. [Blink.] I'll probably corpse, but I'll try my best? Oh, no. I forgot to mention I'm wearing a head-to-toe wetsuit, too. [...] You could tell me more about this fantasy though. Or another one. I've got to get you back in the Valentine's mood somehow. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 05:12 am UTC (link)
	I recite you poetry all the time and I've got nothing to show for it! [...] I'll appreciate the effort, at least. You have to understand that I have so many fantasies about you that I need to keep them sorted under different genres. Go ahead! Pick one! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 05:19 am UTC (link)
	You're so full of shit. [...] I promise to bite my lip really, really hard. I'm equally charmed and amazed, baby. I don't know. Don't you have a ranking system, too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Just a week ago! I heard the trailing garments of the Night. Sweep through her marble halls! I saw her sable skirts all fringed with light. From the celestial walls! Longfellow, baby! Ranking implies one is better than the other. They are categorized with respect in alphabetical order. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 05:37 am UTC (link)
	I want you to recite that to me again when you're home. Then maybe it'll work. Give me one starting with the letter E. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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riddlethem
2014-02-03 05:46 am UTC (link)

We'll see.

Ah, yes. The mystifying tale of "Eshoria: Planet of Love." Our story starts out with a dashing adventurer/spaceman dropped on an exotic planet ruled by tribes that honor strength over all else. The dashing spaceman isn't very strong, so he has to sweet talk his way through the tribal hierarchy to escape being sacrificed to the local wild cats. Along the way, he meets a surprisingly witty tribal princess with blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. She is impressed by his mind and spaceship, so much so that she takes him back to her treefort where they make sweet, sweet love. Also she runs around in a loincloth that's the important part.

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	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Just a loincloth? No top? [Blink.] You and your brilliant mind. [...] I don't think I can get us to a foreign planet in time for Valentine's Day, baby. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 05:53 am UTC (link)
	Well, you are a tribal princess. [...] And, I do have a way, but I don't know how romantic it'd be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 05:56 am UTC (link)
	I think something more Princess Mononoke would be more appropriate, don't you? [...] I don't know if I'm ready for boom tubing, Eddie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 05:58 am UTC (link)
	Hey, this is my fantasy. If I want you running around topless, I get it. Though, I think you'd make a good Mononoke. [Blink.] Well, you're going to have to try it one day. Just in case we need to use it in the future. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 06:01 am UTC (link)
	Is that your favorite one? You have to have a favorite one. Everyone has a favorite one. [Blink, blink.] Can we make sure my first time isn't to some far off planet? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)