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addy and steph are the (blondebat) wrote in doors,
@ 2014-02-02 02:59:00

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riddler, stephanie brown

eddie n.
[locked to eddie n.]

[After this, and notably not on the comm:] Hi, baby.

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	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Close. Not quite, but close. [Blink.] This is what I get for letting you pick movie nights. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 06:22 am UTC (link)
	How close? Hot, warm, cool? [Innocent blink!] If I let you choose, we'd be watching like, Casablanca every single night. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Warm. [...] I like other movies! Matrix! Tarantino! Those crappy romantic indie movies that are more mopey than insightful. No wait, I hate those. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Do you want me to tell you some of mine? [...] Blah, blah! And we don't watch only Disney movies when I choose. The occasional Mean Girls or Heathers. I don't make you watch mopey indie movies all the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 06:36 am UTC (link)
	Yes please. I'm sure we've got a few shared ones. [Blink.] I'll admit, those Mean Girls type movies give an interesting insight to the social behaviors of young women. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: eddie/steph

blondebat
2014-02-03 06:55 am UTC (link)

You blindfolded. Possibly tied to the bed. Probably tied to the bed. Unable to do anything as I slllowwwlly undress you and tease you and drive you mad, not able to even touch me as I have my way with you. Then finally, when you're so close to begging, I untie you. [Blink. Blink.] Or vice versa. [...] I've got other, boring ones, too. [Blink.] You're the sexy lit professor with a tattoo sleeve who always has them rolled and who always recites poetry like it's his lifeline, and I'm the young freshman in your seminar. There's heated glances and biting lips. Me bending over so you can juuusttt get a peek. You leaning over my shoulder to read something and breathing on my neck. The other students can see it, but it's just so inappropriate until one day you make me stay after class to work on a paper because you can't take it anymore. You take me on every single surface of that classroom you can.

[A couple blinks.] Or to be watched. Sometimes I think about keeping our door unlocked.

[EMBARRASSED blink after all that.] I am definitely Damian from Mean Girls.

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	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 07:16 am UTC (link)
	I think weird root is judging me for getting turned on in the middle of a coffee shop. Goddamn, Stephanie. [Blink.] Elevator. I've always wanted to- in an elevator. But, it's fantasy because it's impossible to do without getting caught. I want to be the math teacher. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Mission accomplished. See. I'm at home, and I can do whatever I need to take care of it myself. [Blink, blink.] I think impossible is a strong word, baby. Of course you do, you dork. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 07:35 am UTC (link)
	Or you could wait for me. I'd let you tie me up with my tie if you wanted. I'd even pretend I couldn't get out of it! No, it is. I mean I could hack into one of the more modern ones so it doesn't take any stops, but that kind of takes the thrill out of it. What? She was neat! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Or you could tie me up. I wouldn't mind that. People do it in movies and stuff all the time! She's a pusher, baby. You're a pusher, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 07:50 am UTC (link)
	That flips our whole dynamic around. I like it. Movies aren't real life, Stephanie Brown. I don't push! I suggest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 07:55 am UTC (link)
	Just don't take too much advantage of me. Or do. You should make me beg. I think you want to do it anyway. I think that you'd meet me in an elevator and push me up against that wall and fuck me so hard I can't stand afterwards. You're kind of a pusher. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 08:02 am UTC (link)
	~~dfjksalgrgrgrgrgrgrgra~~ [Backspace backspace.] ~~I need~~ ~~I've~~ Look, I'd love to keep chatting but I've got a very dirty girlfriend at home and she's been bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, really? How bad? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Bad like I don't want her to be wearing any clothes when I get home bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 08:16 am UTC (link)
	Maybe she's already there. [After a moment, his phone goes off. A picture of sneaks of skin, but nothing too suggestive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph riddlethem 2014-02-03 08:31 am UTC (link)
	[Blinking pause.] You're not helping. How am I supposed to walk out of here with my dignity? You know what. I'm turning the tablet off so I can think about weird root and not how smoking hot you are, goddamn. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: eddie/steph blondebat 2014-02-03 08:38 am UTC (link)
	This is your fault for not coming home right away with your weird root. And you always think about how smoking hot I am, baby. I don't blame you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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