Ah, yes. The mystifying tale of "Eshoria: Planet of Love." Our story starts out with a dashing adventurer/spaceman dropped on an exotic planet ruled by tribes that honor strength over all else. The dashing spaceman isn't very strong, so he has to sweet talk his way through the tribal hierarchy to escape being sacrificed to the local wild cats. Along the way, he meets a surprisingly witty tribal princess with blonde hair and crystal blue eyes. She is impressed by his mind and spaceship, so much so that she takes him back to her treefort where they make sweet, sweet love. Also she runs around in a loincloth that's the important part.