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iron man's number is ([info]atomic26) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-11-24 22:17:00

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Entry tags:captain america, captain marvel, gambit, gwen stacy, hulk, iron man, mary jane watson, pepper potts, spider-man, x-23

[Marvel heroes]
[Delivered by mail to Bruce B., Pepper P., Gwen S., Mary Jane W., Billy K., Laura K.,Thor, Remy L., Peter P., Steve R., Jamie M., Carol D. (if they can be found, I make no assumptions): commlinks to a satellite-connected network. Anyone attempting to hack it will have quite a job, and they'll probably end up talking to Tony's uptight AI--not advised. He assumes they will understand that the comm comes with GPS tracking, but he doesn't explicitly say so. It fits pretty deeply in the ear canal to prevent loss during various transformations, explosions, unexpected flight etc.--but it's extremely light. They have to give a voice command of their choosing to activate and deactivate it. There's a cute little JARVIS guided automatic setup process when they first put it in.]

[Marvel Hero Comm.]

[To those who have it activated, if any. With a slight hint of sarcasm, but clear as a bell. Take that, bluetooth.]

This time you're being notified that there will be live munitions experiments at the top of the tower. Try not to sail into any small explosions Thursday.

[Thanksgiving, whatever. He reserves the right to explode turkeys. Not like Preston has plans.]



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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]signpost
2013-11-25 06:38 am UTC (link)
However you decided, I think it's a wonderful idea, sir.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 06:40 am UTC (link)
[Grumble.] To say nothing of the tech involved.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]signpost
2013-11-25 06:45 am UTC (link)
[With only a hint of teasing.] No one could handle the challenge better than you, sir.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 06:57 am UTC (link)
[Confused.] When did you turn Jarvis into a robot?

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:01 am UTC (link)
[Squint.] Excellent, you made it. You can tell me why you are also a Captain, and why you are so Marvelous. Can I be a Captain too? Captain Iron. I like it.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:03 am UTC (link)
[Ignoring.] Did Jarvis accidentally put on Motorhead when you asked for Metallica? That's Pym level diabolical.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:05 am UTC (link)
He just recorded the set-up. All the cellphone guys do it now. He was happy to, weren't you JARVIS? [Nothing.] He was.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:08 am UTC (link)
[Pained.] What about Pepper? Did you turn her into a robot, too? I don't think I can deal with that, Tony.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:16 am UTC (link)
[Blink.] You're not serious, are you?

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:24 am UTC (link)
[A little more kindly.] I'm just joshing you. How can I give you the short version? Hmph. I'm Captain because the Air Force said so once upon a time and Marvel in honor of an old alien friend. [Pause.] Captain Iron sounds terrible, by the way.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:34 am UTC (link)
[Blink.] Joshing? What are you, ten? A ten-year-old captain? [...] Captain Iron sounds great.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:38 am UTC (link)
I don't want to say bullshit in front of the kids. And, you can't be a Captain, you don't have the discipline.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:42 am UTC (link)
Crunch got to be one. Why not me?

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:45 am UTC (link)
Have you ever delivered cereal on a seafaring vessel? It takes a lot of work you're not cut out for, Tony. How about private? You can be Private Iron. I like that.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:56 am UTC (link)
I can eat cereal on a boat. I own a boat. That makes me Captain. Captain of my boat.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:59 am UTC (link)
[Considering.] Can you fight aliens in that boat?

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 08:05 am UTC (link)
I can fight aliens anywhere. On a boat or on a train, Sam I Am.

You must not know me very well, to ask a question like that? [Eyebrow lift.]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:08 am UTC (link)
[Disappointed sigh.] The Tony I knew understood a challenge when he heard one.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 08:17 am UTC (link)
[Not to be nettled.] This isn't the Tony you knew.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:19 am UTC (link)
I'm okay with that. Anyhow, don't get annoyed but you sound just like him. I thought everyone here was young, but you're still old as balls.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 08:22 am UTC (link)
You wouldn't like me when I was younger. I was hotter but I was boring, and you were boring, and pretty much everything was boring. Believe me. Me-me is way better than Your-Me and Pre-Dead-Me.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]fuadan
2013-11-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
[She only catches the tail end. Maybe slightly confused.]

They are as old as the rest of him.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
[It takes her a second, but then Carol snorts out a laugh.]

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Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]signpost, 2013-11-25 08:55 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]saltedand, 2013-11-25 07:03 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]alittlered, 2013-11-25 07:51 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]putonthetights, 2013-11-26 04:39 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]signpost, 2013-11-26 04:43 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]atomic26, 2013-11-26 06:04 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 06:46 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]isalwaysangry
2013-11-25 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm older than he is.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 06:56 pm UTC (link)
No.

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Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-25 07:01 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-25 07:11 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-25 07:13 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]starspangledman, 2013-11-25 10:09 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-25 10:43 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 05:30 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 05:43 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 05:48 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 05:54 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 06:17 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 06:19 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 06:28 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 02:43 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]saltedand, 2013-11-27 06:23 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:04 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-27 03:25 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]atomic26, 2013-11-27 04:42 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-27 04:53 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 06:56 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:03 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:06 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:08 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:13 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:14 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:15 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:17 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:19 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:24 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:30 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:34 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:40 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:51 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 08:32 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 08:39 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 08:43 am UTC

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