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iron man's number is ([info]atomic26) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-11-24 22:17:00

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Entry tags:captain america, captain marvel, gambit, gwen stacy, hulk, iron man, mary jane watson, pepper potts, spider-man, x-23

[Marvel heroes]
[Delivered by mail to Bruce B., Pepper P., Gwen S., Mary Jane W., Billy K., Laura K.,Thor, Remy L., Peter P., Steve R., Jamie M., Carol D. (if they can be found, I make no assumptions): commlinks to a satellite-connected network. Anyone attempting to hack it will have quite a job, and they'll probably end up talking to Tony's uptight AI--not advised. He assumes they will understand that the comm comes with GPS tracking, but he doesn't explicitly say so. It fits pretty deeply in the ear canal to prevent loss during various transformations, explosions, unexpected flight etc.--but it's extremely light. They have to give a voice command of their choosing to activate and deactivate it. There's a cute little JARVIS guided automatic setup process when they first put it in.]

[Marvel Hero Comm.]

[To those who have it activated, if any. With a slight hint of sarcasm, but clear as a bell. Take that, bluetooth.]

This time you're being notified that there will be live munitions experiments at the top of the tower. Try not to sail into any small explosions Thursday.

[Thanksgiving, whatever. He reserves the right to explode turkeys. Not like Preston has plans.]



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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 07:56 am UTC (link)
I can eat cereal on a boat. I own a boat. That makes me Captain. Captain of my boat.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:59 am UTC (link)
[Considering.] Can you fight aliens in that boat?

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 08:05 am UTC (link)
I can fight aliens anywhere. On a boat or on a train, Sam I Am.

You must not know me very well, to ask a question like that? [Eyebrow lift.]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:08 am UTC (link)
[Disappointed sigh.] The Tony I knew understood a challenge when he heard one.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 08:17 am UTC (link)
[Not to be nettled.] This isn't the Tony you knew.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:19 am UTC (link)
I'm okay with that. Anyhow, don't get annoyed but you sound just like him. I thought everyone here was young, but you're still old as balls.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-25 08:22 am UTC (link)
You wouldn't like me when I was younger. I was hotter but I was boring, and you were boring, and pretty much everything was boring. Believe me. Me-me is way better than Your-Me and Pre-Dead-Me.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]fuadan
2013-11-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
[She only catches the tail end. Maybe slightly confused.]

They are as old as the rest of him.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
[It takes her a second, but then Carol snorts out a laugh.]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]signpost
2013-11-25 08:55 am UTC (link)
[Striving for maturity, but with an audible smile.] She isn't referring to the physical age of his genitals. It's a saying, though I can't pinpoint the precise origin. It just means he's very old.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]saltedand
2013-11-25 07:03 pm UTC (link)
[Trying extremely hard not to laugh]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]alittlered
2013-11-25 07:51 pm UTC (link)
[A giggle.] Tell that to TMZ.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]putonthetights
2013-11-26 04:39 am UTC (link)
I don't know. I think he may have gotten a replacement set when the old ones were in for service.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]signpost
2013-11-26 04:43 am UTC (link)
While that isn't a physical or scientific impossibility, it's really gross.

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Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]atomic26, 2013-11-26 06:04 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 06:46 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]isalwaysangry
2013-11-25 02:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm older than he is.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 06:56 pm UTC (link)
No.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]isalwaysangry
2013-11-25 07:01 pm UTC (link)
You know I'm not entirely sure. Maybe the same age.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 07:11 pm UTC (link)
[Thinking hum.] Yep, yep I can hear the old in your voice now. The good news is that no one will ever be as old as Steve or Logan.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]isalwaysangry
2013-11-25 07:13 pm UTC (link)
I don't know Logan, but Steve's more a man out of place than an old one.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]starspangledman
2013-11-25 10:09 pm UTC (link)
I have to say, most days they feel like the same thing.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]isalwaysangry
2013-11-25 10:43 pm UTC (link)
I could see that, Cap. It's more that I don't think you really aged those seventy years. You don't act like someone who's a century old.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-26 05:30 am UTC (link)
He's an old soul. Anyway, I don't care how old either of you are, I'm just glad you're here. [Pause.] Captain, any chance you remember Carol Danvers?

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Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 05:43 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 05:48 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 05:54 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 06:17 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 06:19 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-26 06:28 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-26 02:43 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]saltedand, 2013-11-27 06:23 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:04 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-27 03:25 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]atomic26, 2013-11-27 04:42 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]isalwaysangry, 2013-11-27 04:53 pm UTC
Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]fuadan
2013-11-27 06:56 am UTC (link)
[After listening.] Logan is my father.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-27 07:03 am UTC (link)
[A moment as she remembers.] You must be Laura, then.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]fuadan
2013-11-27 07:06 am UTC (link)
[A pause.] I do not know you.

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Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:08 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:13 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:14 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:15 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:17 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:19 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:24 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:30 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:34 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 07:40 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 07:51 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 08:32 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]myluckyhat, 2013-11-27 08:39 am UTC
Re: [Marvel comm] - [info]fuadan, 2013-11-27 08:43 am UTC

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