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iron man's number is ([info]atomic26) wrote in [info]doors,
@ 2013-11-24 22:17:00

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Entry tags:captain america, captain marvel, gambit, gwen stacy, hulk, iron man, mary jane watson, pepper potts, spider-man, x-23

[Marvel heroes]
[Delivered by mail to Bruce B., Pepper P., Gwen S., Mary Jane W., Billy K., Laura K.,Thor, Remy L., Peter P., Steve R., Jamie M., Carol D. (if they can be found, I make no assumptions): commlinks to a satellite-connected network. Anyone attempting to hack it will have quite a job, and they'll probably end up talking to Tony's uptight AI--not advised. He assumes they will understand that the comm comes with GPS tracking, but he doesn't explicitly say so. It fits pretty deeply in the ear canal to prevent loss during various transformations, explosions, unexpected flight etc.--but it's extremely light. They have to give a voice command of their choosing to activate and deactivate it. There's a cute little JARVIS guided automatic setup process when they first put it in.]

[Marvel Hero Comm.]

[To those who have it activated, if any. With a slight hint of sarcasm, but clear as a bell. Take that, bluetooth.]

This time you're being notified that there will be live munitions experiments at the top of the tower. Try not to sail into any small explosions Thursday.

[Thanksgiving, whatever. He reserves the right to explode turkeys. Not like Preston has plans.]



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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]fuadan
2013-11-25 08:26 am UTC (link)
[She only catches the tail end. Maybe slightly confused.]

They are as old as the rest of him.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]myluckyhat
2013-11-25 08:33 am UTC (link)
[It takes her a second, but then Carol snorts out a laugh.]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]signpost
2013-11-25 08:55 am UTC (link)
[Striving for maturity, but with an audible smile.] She isn't referring to the physical age of his genitals. It's a saying, though I can't pinpoint the precise origin. It just means he's very old.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]saltedand
2013-11-25 07:03 pm UTC (link)
[Trying extremely hard not to laugh]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]alittlered
2013-11-25 07:51 pm UTC (link)
[A giggle.] Tell that to TMZ.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]putonthetights
2013-11-26 04:39 am UTC (link)
I don't know. I think he may have gotten a replacement set when the old ones were in for service.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]signpost
2013-11-26 04:43 am UTC (link)
While that isn't a physical or scientific impossibility, it's really gross.

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]atomic26
2013-11-26 06:04 am UTC (link)
[Snort of laughter.]

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Re: [Marvel comm]
[info]fuadan
2013-11-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
[Thank you Animal Planet.] They have neuticles for dogs.

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