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Tweak says, "Why am I always Lois Lane?"

eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-10-28 19:52:00

Entry tags:

catwoman, riddler, stephanie brown

[Private to Selina K.]

Meow, kitty cat. I'm checking in a week late.

[Private to Stephanie B.]

Next year we have to do matching costumes.

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	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 02:51 pm UTC (link)
	[A burst of giggles.] Actually, yeah. I would love to see that. I could be a ring girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	There'll be a boob window. Everyone wins. [Pause.] I'm glad you didn't get hurt and I'm damn happy to see you. I should [...] go get some sleep. I wake up early for morning sessions. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:09 pm UTC (link)
	[There's a flash of something across her face, but she smiles quickly. Softly.] Yeah, okay. [Then, suddenly:] Can we stay on until one of us fall asleep? I miss falling asleep next to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:19 pm UTC (link)
	[He's about to turn the thing off, so she catches him by surprise.] Can't resist the cute Nigma sleep face, huh? [A real smile and then he props the tablet up on the wall next to him and lays down. Eddie closes his eyes and relaxes much more than only moments before.] Can I ask you a hypothetical? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:25 pm UTC (link)
	[As she's getting up to turn off her light.] Yeah, yeah, yeah, don't let it go to your head. [She snuggles underneath the covers and props her own tablet on a mountain of pillows. Blankets up to her chin and blue eyes wide in the darkness.] Of course. Unless it's about boob windows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:29 pm UTC (link)
	[He pulls his blankets up too, geeky voice a little muffled by the fabric.] If I told you Catwoman was robbing First National Bank tomorrow at a specifically given time, would you stop her? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	[She blinks a couple times.] Is she going to rob the First National Bank tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:33 pm UTC (link)
	[A lift of his finger from under the covers.] Hypootthetticaaal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	[Eyeeeeroll.] Hypothetically speaking, yeah I would. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:38 pm UTC (link)
	[Surprised!] Wait, seriously? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	[Narrowing her eyes.] Was that the wrong answer? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	[Blanket at his nose.] No, I love it. I just thought you bats had some kind of peace treaty with the cat that somehow I never got a slice of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not getting any pu--any kitty ass, so I think I'm voided from that treaty. [She shrugged.] Selina's done a lot, but she's still doing something wrong. Though I should probably let the Bat handle it if she's being a bad kitty. [She wiggles her eyebrows.] I'm sure they'd get a kick out of that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	[Loud HAH at the almost pussy. He pulls the blanket down and levels a serious look at her.] I don't think the Bat would care if she stole everything shiny in Gotham. Also, I guess this means I should probably stop encouraging her to be a bad kitty cat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 03:57 pm UTC (link)
	[She sticks her tongue out as he laughs, but then grows a little more serious, too.] Do you know if she had a rough time at the party? I haven't checked with anyone else, but I'll do it in the morning. Honestly, no one's been checking on me lately, so what's the point? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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riddlethem
2013-10-29 04:02 pm UTC (link)

[Smile.] We're the extroverts of this town, Stephanie. It's our job to constantly check in on the ones who are too proud to ask us how our day was. Just because they don't ask, doesn't mean they don't care. [His voice gets a little Mr. Rogers at the end, but he seems pretty convinced he's actually right.] She told me it was dull, which is code for it made her think and I'm sure that drives the cat crazy.

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	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 04:08 pm UTC (link)
	[She might sound a little frustrated, but she still smiles.] Yeah, I hate that responsibility. What would they do without us around? [A sigh, and she rubs one of her eyes with the back of her hand.] Selina does a good job of pretending things are okay. She's really, really good at it. Sometimes I wish I was that good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 04:19 pm UTC (link)
	Be upset that we aren't ringing them up to see how they're doing. Check on the Dark Knight for me? We aren't on speaking terms right now. [He closes his eyes and digs his face deeper into his pillow.] I'm glad you aren't like Selina. I couldn't be in love with a girl like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	[Curiously.] Why aren't you talking? What happened? [She smiles softly and reaches out to touch the screen while his eyes are closed.] Really? You couldn't be into skintight catsuits? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	He was upset that Arkham City didn't go the way we planned and then he started to get real defensive about Selina. I, being of even temper and good humor, told him to go fuck her already. [Small shrug.] Love and catsuits are two different things, baby. I'm not young enough to confuse that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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blondebat
2013-10-29 04:36 pm UTC (link)

[She whistles quietly, to which the jingles of Matilda's collar responds. She looks up and away from the tablet, shushes the dog quietly, and turns back to Eddie.] Good job, baby. I'm sure that's working out really well for everyone involved. [A wiggle of her eyebrows.] They aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, you know. [But, then she softens.] I'm glad I snatched you up.

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	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	I can't be friends with men. I don't know how to talk to them without making them want to strap a bomb to my chest. [He makes a face like he knows what her reaction is going to be.] Okay, that was a bad joke. Okay, I'm sorry. [There's a smile, though.] I'm the lucky one, baby. Everyone in Gotham knows that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	[Stephanie deadpans for a few moments. WHOLLY NOT AMUSED, NASHTON. But, she smiles too, eyes closing slightly.] Let's agree and say we're both lucky, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	[Face buried in his pillow.] Both lucky. [Sound of him breathing for a little while. Murmured.] So, just to confirm: that's a yes on you getting a catsuit when I get out of here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	[Eyes closed and smiling.] Nashton, I don't think you wanna see me fumbling around in a catsuit. There's a reason the suit is padded. I can't slink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)