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Tweak says, "I've got lovely coconuts."

eddie likes to (riddlethem) wrote in doors,
@ 2013-10-28 19:52:00

Entry tags:

catwoman, riddler, stephanie brown

[Private to Selina K.]

Meow, kitty cat. I'm checking in a week late.

[Private to Stephanie B.]

Next year we have to do matching costumes.

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	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 04:27 pm UTC (link)
	He was upset that Arkham City didn't go the way we planned and then he started to get real defensive about Selina. I, being of even temper and good humor, told him to go fuck her already. [Small shrug.] Love and catsuits are two different things, baby. I'm not young enough to confuse that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Re: video: steph/eddie.

blondebat
2013-10-29 04:36 pm UTC (link)

[She whistles quietly, to which the jingles of Matilda's collar responds. She looks up and away from the tablet, shushes the dog quietly, and turns back to Eddie.] Good job, baby. I'm sure that's working out really well for everyone involved. [A wiggle of her eyebrows.] They aren't necessarily mutually exclusive, you know. [But, then she softens.] I'm glad I snatched you up.

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	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	I can't be friends with men. I don't know how to talk to them without making them want to strap a bomb to my chest. [He makes a face like he knows what her reaction is going to be.] Okay, that was a bad joke. Okay, I'm sorry. [There's a smile, though.] I'm the lucky one, baby. Everyone in Gotham knows that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	[Stephanie deadpans for a few moments. WHOLLY NOT AMUSED, NASHTON. But, she smiles too, eyes closing slightly.] Let's agree and say we're both lucky, okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-29 05:19 pm UTC (link)
	[Face buried in his pillow.] Both lucky. [Sound of him breathing for a little while. Murmured.] So, just to confirm: that's a yes on you getting a catsuit when I get out of here? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-29 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	[Eyes closed and smiling.] Nashton, I don't think you wanna see me fumbling around in a catsuit. There's a reason the suit is padded. I can't slink. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 12:18 am UTC (link)
	[She can hear the eyebrow waggle.] Have you ever tried to slink? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 12:43 am UTC (link)
	[Eyes still closed, and with a smile.] I've never needed to slink a day in my life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 01:01 am UTC (link)
	[Quietly. Smiling.] Have you ever wanted to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 01:11 am UTC (link)
	[An innocent hum, and she covers her eyes with her forearm. An easy smile.] Maybe for a certain someone. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 01:15 am UTC (link)
	[Mumbled.] What's his name? I'll kill him. [He opens one eye to look at her.] If you pull it off, does that mean I have to work on my tough guy act? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 01:18 am UTC (link)
	[Teasing, with her arm still slung over her eyes.] You assume it's a he. And, well, duh. It's only fair. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 01:20 am UTC (link)
	[Laugh and he rolls over on his back. Blankets back up to his cheekbones.] But, I'm so cute. I couldn't intimidate a kitten. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 01:26 am UTC (link)
	[Lowering her arm, she cracks one bleary eye.] I wouldn't go so far as to say so cute. Kinda cute, maybe. A little cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 01:36 am UTC (link)
	[Smugly.] Disarmingly cute. But, I can do tough guy. I've observed their ways and it doesn't look very difficult. Cold stares, check. Gruff voice, I'll get there. Lack of emotional response, well, that one might be difficult. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 01:52 am UTC (link)
	[Smiling softly.] Yeah, I don't think that you're capable of all that. Don't worry, you don't have to gruff at me. I'll make it easy on you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 01:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, thank god. [He glances over at her.] I don't really need slinking, either. It doesn't even work on me anymore. Ask anyone! I've been slinked at so much that I'm immune. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 02:02 am UTC (link)
	[She opens her other eye and pulls a face.] Good. I think it'd be just lots of clumsy tripping over my own feet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 02:04 am UTC (link)
	[Eyebrow wiggle.] Now that's my fetish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 02:05 am UTC (link)
	[A loud laugh.] Oh yeah? Me falling on my face gets you off? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 02:17 am UTC (link)
	[Ssssshh! At her loud laugh, but he's laughing, too. Seductively.] Oh, yes. When you're trying to feed Bandit but you trip over her and kibble goes everywhere. [Inhale.] I can barely control myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 02:21 am UTC (link)
	[She smiles and turns on her back. Lowly. Grinning.] Ooh, yeah. Keep talking to me like that, baby. Tell me what else you like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 02:29 am UTC (link)
	[Muffled under the blanket.] I used to purposely remove the floor is wet signs from my apartment building when you visited. Nothing gets me going like you falling on your ass and then trying to pretend like it's no big deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. blondebat 2013-10-30 02:37 am UTC (link)
	[Shaking her head, stretching her arms up above her and then over her head.] You're incorrigible. What if I bruised myself? Would it still be worth it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: video: steph/eddie. riddlethem 2013-10-30 02:40 am UTC (link)
	[Fake concerned voice.] Oh no Stephanie, did you fall down because some jerk removed the floor is wet sign? Come on inside, I'll take a look at your ass to see how bad the bruise is. Don't worry, I'm sure whoever did that will never do it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)