DISORDER IC

WHO: Roger Davies and Layla Fairborne
WHAT: Girlfriends go makeup shopping together!
WHEN: Time is an illusion
WHERE: Somewhere around Diagon
WARNINGS: None!

( Yeah, but sometimes people just don’t like what they have. Stop being such a noble idiot )

( Owl to Willy Locke )

( Owl to Percy Weasley )

WHO: Les Podmores
WHAT: Caroline returns home to check on Sturgis after he breaks the Taboo.
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Podmore family home
WARNINGS: Slight sexual innuendo

( In our twenties, I would have dislocated my shoulder and been ready to take you out on a date an hour later )

WHO: Betty Braithwaite
WHEN: Evening, 17th November
WHERE: Diagon Alley
SUMMARY: The good news is that Betty won't literally trample on the Wandless to further her career. (Article to be posted soonish.)
WARNINGS: None

( It was just an article. )

WHO: Francine Goldstein and Willy Locke
WHAT: Stealing wands and bad pickup lines
WHEN: November 17, afternoon
WHERE: Knockturn Alley, in front of Toxic Tapers

( You know what they call me back at the office? )

( from the Evening Edition of the Daily Prophet: 17th November )

WHO: Bellatrix Black & Rodolphus Lestrange
WHAT: How to Woo a Black in 10 Plus Years
WHEN: This spans many years, and that's as specific as I can be
WARNINGS: There's violence and mentions of torture!

( This is the worst gift I’ve ever gotten. )

WHO: Evelyn Mulciber and Remus Lupin
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Evelyn's secret werewolf torture chamber. It's very posh.
SUMMARY: She makes a calculated decision.
WARNINGS: General Death Eater mindfuckery and ugliness.

( ... )

WHO: Peony Parkinson and Dante Avery
WHAT: A Wandless attempts to acquire Peony’s.
WHEN: Today
WHERE: Diagon Alley
WARNINGS: Low level violence, threats.

( For a moment she stared dumbly at the crimson smear, then the ground pitched and rushed towards her )