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Maryanne Elizabeth Walker ([info]maryanne_walker) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2014-08-10 18:06:00

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Entry tags:!open, abigail hobbs, applejack, dean winchester, jake sully, jake sully (big/kid), kytana montrose, lacey burrows, lisa cuddy, loki, mary ellen winchester, maryanne walker (oe), sarah sully, shepard, sophia peletier (oe), sunila montrose, x-23 (oe), ~abigail knightly, ~aruraliel, ~bucky barnes, ~bucky barnes (ws), ~hope winchester (rw), ~jason murphy, ~marian of knighton (oe), ~marta shearing, ~neytiri, ~rachel sully, ~steve rogers, ~steve rogers (old), ~steve rogers (preserum), ~tim dixon, ~tj hammond, ~tony stark

Auction setup!
Alright guys and gals, I gave y'all more than enough time to protest. And there were two whole pages of men and women that weren't! So, here is how we're going to do this, fill out the following information:

Name:
Age:
Do you prefer the bids of men, women, or both:
Something interesting about yourself:

This should make the process a little easier:


Bidding is over!!
This is what we'll be using to bid:

$1,000~ 4 hrs in the pub doing grunt work. (Whatever Mitchell, Tim, Bucky, or I say is grunt work)
$2,000~ 6 hrs in the pub doing grunt work.
$3,000~ 8 hrs in the pub doing grunt work.
$4,000~ 10 hrs in the pub doing grunt work.
$5,000~ 12 hrs in the pub.

For each thousand you add two hours! When you get up to the 15k mark we move on to something a little more difficult.

$15,000~ 4 hrs at the hospital, getting bossed around by the staff. (aka grunt work)
$16,000~ 6 hrs at the hospital, getting bossed around by the staff.

For each thousand you add two hours! When you get up to 30K We move on to something a touch more difficult.

$30,000~ 4 hrs at the farm, doing what AJ or Mac tell you to do.
$31,000~ 6 hrs at the farm.

Each thousand you add two more hours. When you get up to 45k we move on up to something just a little more difficult.

$45,000~ 4 hrs in the diner.
$46,000~ 6 hrs in the diner.

Each thousand you add two more hours. Up to 60k.

4-32 hours:

60k-75K Cleaning up the garage, aka Rachel's cleaner monkey.
75K-90K Be Bruce's and Tony's science Monkey.
90k-105K Bakery! That means Sookie is the one to tell you what to do.
105k-120k The pools/Spa Clean up!
120k-135K Helping out with the newspaper.
135-150k You owe your time to cleaning the ice rink and climbing centers.
150k-165k You owe your time to JARVIS.
165k-180k Hunting with hunters.
180k-195k Working in the club.


You can offer services unique to your talents and we will decide how much extra that would be worth based on what you offer.

I'll let you ya'll know when it's time to start bidding. Don't start getting all excited just yet. It is sign up first after all.



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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-16 05:17 am UTC (link)
I couldn't be more okay with it. I'm not really a casual relationship guy.

What else? And I do not want Loki to win you. That man is more than trouble.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-16 05:24 am UTC (link)
I am, but there's a first time for everything right?

The game. Are you worried about me?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-16 05:30 am UTC (link)
So I am the guy who can make you commit?

I am not playing dirty there.

Yes, of course, I am.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-16 05:36 am UTC (link)
I think so. It wasn't that I was afraid. The whole military thing made it hard.

Oh you so are!

Don't worry about me. Nothing here could be worse than a Reaper, I promise.

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-16 12:11 pm UTC (link)
You should have left it with the 'I think so'.

Where am I playing dirty?

I'm not really good at not worrying. Please, don't take him lightly. When gods are involved, things beyond our comprehension can happen.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-16 07:58 pm UTC (link)
Well, I didn't want you to think I was afraid of commitment. That I would run away eventually.

Ummm all over the place.

I wont, a guy that's omnipotent enough to have a planet with like eight moons revolving around it, and things like krypton in the atmosphere stands to be taken pretty seriously. I'm just saying I'm not afraid. And I've lived through things that wanted to wipe out all organic life. But I was also killed by something as simple as running out of oxygen, and burning up in the atmosphere of a planet. But I'm not going to break on you. I promise.

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-16 09:06 pm UTC (link)
That is good to know.

I am not playing dirty. I'm simply bidding on people.

Is that the planet where you have been? Can I still be scared for you?

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-16 09:41 pm UTC (link)
I know what it sounds like, me being 32 and not having a serious relationship until now. My PA told me as much.

The topless pictures are very dirty Ty.

Oh, no the Citadel is a giant space station made millions of years ago, by one of the first organics to be eradicated by the Reapers.

Why do you want to be scared for me?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-17 09:40 pm UTC (link)
The circumstances were different.

Would you rather want me to not use them?

Ah, good.

It's just the way I am. We've only been out a few times but you mean a lot to me. I can't help but be worried.

There's something else you should probably know. I forgot because it doesn't mean anything to me. At home, I'm married. I don't love her. It's kind of an arranged marriage. But I have a wife.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-17 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. Keeping someone out of the line of fire was more important than what it sounded like.

Oh, no! I'm not the jealous sort. I just... They distract me, make me forget what I was doing. Therefor they're evil.

I'm made of tougher stuff than most girls. But I'm also not going to go off and do stupid things.

Oh. Wow. Okay. So I'm, what, the other woman?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 12:09 am UTC (link)
I know you are tough. But there are things you can't control.

No, of course not. It's difficult. She's not here anyway and I can't get divorced, otherwise I would.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 01:27 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure there's a whole lot I can control. Doesn't mean I have to be afraid to meet whatever head on.

That's... I'm not sure how to process this. Is it horrible that I don't want to? Or that I don't want it to be something important. Even though it probably is.

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 02:04 am UTC (link)
There are things you can be afraid of though.

It's nothing important. She is not here.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 02:19 am UTC (link)
I think I've always forced myself to make the best outcome come about that I don't know how to be afraid. Sorrow I understand, Anger I get. But even when the slavers were killing more people than they were taking on Mindior I wasn't afraid.

What if she does show up?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 02:23 am UTC (link)
It's more worrying if that helps?

Then we will find a solution.

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[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 02:36 am UTC (link)
You kind of sound like him, you know. Not in a bad way... They all worried about me in different ways I think.

Will she try to murder me in my sleep if she found out that I enjoy seeing her husband naked?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 02:43 am UTC (link)
Him?

She might, yes. From what I've heard from Anders, she did try to kill my ex. Do you remember how I told you I was a vessel?

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 03:08 am UTC (link)
Kaidan. He worried a lot. That I was taking too much on, that I wasn't getting enough rest, if I was too close to that last grenade Wrex threw.

Your ex have any military training? Yeah I remember.

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 03:17 am UTC (link)
These all seem like legit reasons for worrying too me.

I'm a god. I'm the Norse god of all things dark and cold and Eva is the goddess of the underworld. She doesn't need military training. I'm sorry. I should have told you earlier.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 03:26 am UTC (link)
Well the grenades aren't that big of a deal here, no one seems to be tossing them around.

What like... Thor?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 03:36 am UTC (link)
Then let me worry about you getting bid on by the trickster god instead.

Yes.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 03:54 am UTC (link)
He's not scary, you know.

But you're not Thor?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 03:58 am UTC (link)
In my world, Loki is my father-in-law. I do not trust him. And this Loki, he's powerful. Loki just wants to mess with people and he likes getting things his way.

I'm Hodr.

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Ty
[info]commander_shep
2014-08-18 04:43 am UTC (link)
Ah okay. Well if you want to worry just don't worry too much. It's not like I'm easily swayed.

The god of all things dark and cold... Like space?

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Shepard
[info]bitofapessimist
2014-08-18 05:00 am UTC (link)
Thank you I guess?

I don't know. I've never thought about it. Maybe? I've never been in space.

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Ty - [info]commander_shep, 2014-08-18 05:11 am UTC
Shepard - [info]bitofapessimist, 2014-08-18 05:20 am UTC
Ty - [info]commander_shep, 2014-08-18 05:29 am UTC
Shepard - [info]bitofapessimist, 2014-08-18 05:39 am UTC
Ty - [info]commander_shep, 2014-08-18 05:51 am UTC
Shepard - [info]bitofapessimist, 2014-08-19 08:18 pm UTC
Ty - [info]commander_shep, 2014-08-19 08:40 pm UTC
Shepard - [info]bitofapessimist, 2014-08-19 08:43 pm UTC
Ty - [info]commander_shep, 2014-08-19 09:02 pm UTC

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