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Tweak says, "Kih kih!"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-09 01:02:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~tom sully

Normally I wouldn't offer to do this. But. Someone is fucking with the people I care about on this island. I don't like it.

And I've discovered while I'm lean mean and fuzzy I don't dream about anything. I also take up more space than an Alcatraz cell, or a small bathroom, when stretched out completely. I can do this in a place where a few people can cuddle up, and I can wake you up at the slightest sign of something afoot in sandland.

How will I know, you ask? Well you sweat, when you're afraid. Your heart rate increases, and you actually put off a very strong scent that predators can pick up. Even if I'm at all tempted to doze while I purr, something like that is going to wake my ass up. Meaning you'll get a big lick to the face to wake you up, or something along those lines.

I'm not inviting you into a cuddle puddle. Just... making use of a fuzzy pillow.

~~no pervy jokes until later~~

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	fuckitybye 2013-09-09 05:09 am UTC (link)
	Any excuse. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Any excuse for what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-11 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	"Cuddle puddles" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-11 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	They're awesome. It's like a platonic love in. Unless it's not platonic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-11 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	If it's not platonic, isn't it just an orgy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-11 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes. But hopefully no one would get ideas like that while I'm fuzzy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-12 03:57 am UTC (link)
	You'd hope, aye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-12 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	There are some pervs around here. And if you want to be technical, it is still me. Sprawled out. Naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I know, it's terrible. Tease. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-13 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	I've got to be evil sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	harry_dresden_ 2013-09-09 10:33 am UTC (link)
	Please...I...Please (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, Harry. You are one person that doesn't have to say please. One of the few that I want to protect from as much as I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harry_dresden_ 2013-09-09 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	My daughter...If the dreams keep going...my spine will break again (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-09-09 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh bloody MERLIN, Harry....! Your daughter!? You've been dreaming about your daughter...? I mean, ~~is she my daughter as well?~~ I mean... oh my poor Harry....! And here I've just been selfishly dreaming of mine own ~~death~~ safety! I'm so sorry... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maryanne_walker
2013-09-09 06:49 pm UTC (link)

Do you really know so little about your 'boyfriend'? Seriously? Why don't you leave him alone, because this isn't about you, this is about him.

And here are a few ABCs about having a boyfriend. A)Learn their last name. B) Find out if they had a family BEFORE you came along. C) Don't make every plight and problem that THEY have about you. And D) Don't openly hit on other men that happen to be friends with their best friend, it's likely to get you kicked in the face if not worse.

Go away Parnel. You're not invited into my cuddle puddle.

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	aphotic_auror 2013-09-09 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, then....! I don't even know why I would want to be in a cuddle puddle that isn't one, according to your initial statement at least-- much less with someone so bloody mean to me, not to mention someone who wants to misunderstand EVERYTHING I bloody well say! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maryanne_walker
2013-09-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)

You haven't seen mean yet. It's called having a sense of loyalty, which you obviously don't have at all. Why would I want to protect someone like that? Someone that has no more use than a fucking shag carpet.

For the record I don't misunderstand a damn thing you say. I get everything coming from your fingers, and out of your mouth absolutely crystal clear. You like to try and play games, and you fail, miserably at them. The thing you don't realize is you're as transparent as a pane of spotless glass, and you're fucking around with the wrong people.

With friends and family it is a cuddle puddle. With strangers and shit heads, like you, it's not. But you aren't welcome. Because I don't want whatever louse you have crawling on you after your trip through the door. Who knows who you spread your legs for out there.

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	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I wont let you get very far into them at all. I give you my word. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	notaskxawng 2013-09-09 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	You don't dream? Like not at all? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:12 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, uh when I'm pink and fleshy I do. When I'm fuzzy I don't. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaskxawng 2013-09-09 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not quite sure what that means. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	What I said or the fact that I don't dream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaskxawng 2013-09-09 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Pink and fleshy? Fuzzy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Pink and fleshy is like I am right now. You know. Human like. Fuzzy is me being long yellow and kitty like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaskxawng 2013-09-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
	So you dream when you are human and don't dream when you are a cougar? That's a cougar, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-10 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It's a Cougar, Florida Panther, Puma, Mountain Lion, they're all the same thing, just called different things when found in different regions. And no I don't dream when I'm a kitty, and dream to much when I'm human. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	winters__heat 2013-09-09 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	I haven't slept in five days, and just brought a baby to the hospital after finding her mother dead. Any spare room? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Who's baby? Of course. Of course there's room. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winters__heat 2013-09-09 08:50 pm UTC (link)
	I think her name was Sharon. Baby's name is Hera, the nurses said. It's good she's so young, and didn't see what happened to her mom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Poor thing. How old is she? There's room for you and her. Come on over. I've got my infant son with me and my adult one. There will be a welcome crowd. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winters__heat 2013-09-09 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know anything much about babies. She's with the nurses at the hospital. They said they would find someone to take care of her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, okay. She's in safe hands then. That's good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winters__heat 2013-09-09 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, she is, they were really nice. So where might I be able to get some sleep? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-10 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I've actually commandeered the lobby of Stark Tower on this side. And some mattresses out of rooms that weren't being used with blankets and pillows. It's not as glamorous as Deadpool's fort was, but it'll do. And Jarvis can help me keep people safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	winters__heat 2013-09-10 03:17 am UTC (link)
	Thanks. I'll be there soon. (Reply to this) (Parent)