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Tweak says, "ARE THEY EXTENSIVE??"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-09 01:02:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~tom sully

Normally I wouldn't offer to do this. But. Someone is fucking with the people I care about on this island. I don't like it.

And I've discovered while I'm lean mean and fuzzy I don't dream about anything. I also take up more space than an Alcatraz cell, or a small bathroom, when stretched out completely. I can do this in a place where a few people can cuddle up, and I can wake you up at the slightest sign of something afoot in sandland.

How will I know, you ask? Well you sweat, when you're afraid. Your heart rate increases, and you actually put off a very strong scent that predators can pick up. Even if I'm at all tempted to doze while I purr, something like that is going to wake my ass up. Meaning you'll get a big lick to the face to wake you up, or something along those lines.

I'm not inviting you into a cuddle puddle. Just... making use of a fuzzy pillow.

~~no pervy jokes until later~~

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	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	Any excuse for what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-11 05:47 pm UTC (link)
	"Cuddle puddles" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-11 05:58 pm UTC (link)
	They're awesome. It's like a platonic love in. Unless it's not platonic. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-11 05:59 pm UTC (link)
	If it's not platonic, isn't it just an orgy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-11 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, yes. But hopefully no one would get ideas like that while I'm fuzzy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-12 03:57 am UTC (link)
	You'd hope, aye. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-12 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	There are some pervs around here. And if you want to be technical, it is still me. Sprawled out. Naked. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-09-13 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I know, it's terrible. Tease. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-13 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	I've got to be evil sometimes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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