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Tweak says, "Just bend the slurry, woman!"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-09 01:02:00

Entry tags:

!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~tom sully

Normally I wouldn't offer to do this. But. Someone is fucking with the people I care about on this island. I don't like it.

And I've discovered while I'm lean mean and fuzzy I don't dream about anything. I also take up more space than an Alcatraz cell, or a small bathroom, when stretched out completely. I can do this in a place where a few people can cuddle up, and I can wake you up at the slightest sign of something afoot in sandland.

How will I know, you ask? Well you sweat, when you're afraid. Your heart rate increases, and you actually put off a very strong scent that predators can pick up. Even if I'm at all tempted to doze while I purr, something like that is going to wake my ass up. Meaning you'll get a big lick to the face to wake you up, or something along those lines.

I'm not inviting you into a cuddle puddle. Just... making use of a fuzzy pillow.

~~no pervy jokes until later~~

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	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 07:01 pm UTC (link)
	What I said or the fact that I don't dream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaskxawng 2013-09-09 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Pink and fleshy? Fuzzy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 08:38 pm UTC (link)
	Pink and fleshy is like I am right now. You know. Human like. Fuzzy is me being long yellow and kitty like. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notaskxawng 2013-09-10 03:30 am UTC (link)
	So you dream when you are human and don't dream when you are a cougar? That's a cougar, yeah? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-10 05:36 pm UTC (link)
	Yes. It's a Cougar, Florida Panther, Puma, Mountain Lion, they're all the same thing, just called different things when found in different regions. And no I don't dream when I'm a kitty, and dream to much when I'm human. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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