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Tweak says, "I'm not brave in bed?"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-09 01:02:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~tom sully

Normally I wouldn't offer to do this. But. Someone is fucking with the people I care about on this island. I don't like it.

And I've discovered while I'm lean mean and fuzzy I don't dream about anything. I also take up more space than an Alcatraz cell, or a small bathroom, when stretched out completely. I can do this in a place where a few people can cuddle up, and I can wake you up at the slightest sign of something afoot in sandland.

How will I know, you ask? Well you sweat, when you're afraid. Your heart rate increases, and you actually put off a very strong scent that predators can pick up. Even if I'm at all tempted to doze while I purr, something like that is going to wake my ass up. Meaning you'll get a big lick to the face to wake you up, or something along those lines.

I'm not inviting you into a cuddle puddle. Just... making use of a fuzzy pillow.

~~no pervy jokes until later~~

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	harry_dresden_ 2013-09-09 10:33 am UTC (link)
	Please...I...Please (Reply to this) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Of course, Harry. You are one person that doesn't have to say please. One of the few that I want to protect from as much as I can. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	harry_dresden_ 2013-09-09 06:16 pm UTC (link)
	My daughter...If the dreams keep going...my spine will break again (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	aphotic_auror 2013-09-09 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh bloody MERLIN, Harry....! Your daughter!? You've been dreaming about your daughter...? I mean, ~~is she my daughter as well?~~ I mean... oh my poor Harry....! And here I've just been selfishly dreaming of mine own ~~death~~ safety! I'm so sorry... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maryanne_walker
2013-09-09 06:49 pm UTC (link)

Do you really know so little about your 'boyfriend'? Seriously? Why don't you leave him alone, because this isn't about you, this is about him.

And here are a few ABCs about having a boyfriend. A)Learn their last name. B) Find out if they had a family BEFORE you came along. C) Don't make every plight and problem that THEY have about you. And D) Don't openly hit on other men that happen to be friends with their best friend, it's likely to get you kicked in the face if not worse.

Go away Parnel. You're not invited into my cuddle puddle.

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	aphotic_auror 2013-09-09 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	Fine, then....! I don't even know why I would want to be in a cuddle puddle that isn't one, according to your initial statement at least-- much less with someone so bloody mean to me, not to mention someone who wants to misunderstand EVERYTHING I bloody well say! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

maryanne_walker
2013-09-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)

You haven't seen mean yet. It's called having a sense of loyalty, which you obviously don't have at all. Why would I want to protect someone like that? Someone that has no more use than a fucking shag carpet.

For the record I don't misunderstand a damn thing you say. I get everything coming from your fingers, and out of your mouth absolutely crystal clear. You like to try and play games, and you fail, miserably at them. The thing you don't realize is you're as transparent as a pane of spotless glass, and you're fucking around with the wrong people.

With friends and family it is a cuddle puddle. With strangers and shit heads, like you, it's not. But you aren't welcome. Because I don't want whatever louse you have crawling on you after your trip through the door. Who knows who you spread your legs for out there.

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	maryanne_walker 2013-09-09 06:44 pm UTC (link)
	I wont let you get very far into them at all. I give you my word. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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