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Tweak says, "Schitts Creek"

Maryanne Elizabeth Walker (maryanne_walker) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-09-09 01:02:00

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!open, maryanne walker (oe), ~tom sully

Normally I wouldn't offer to do this. But. Someone is fucking with the people I care about on this island. I don't like it.

And I've discovered while I'm lean mean and fuzzy I don't dream about anything. I also take up more space than an Alcatraz cell, or a small bathroom, when stretched out completely. I can do this in a place where a few people can cuddle up, and I can wake you up at the slightest sign of something afoot in sandland.

How will I know, you ask? Well you sweat, when you're afraid. Your heart rate increases, and you actually put off a very strong scent that predators can pick up. Even if I'm at all tempted to doze while I purr, something like that is going to wake my ass up. Meaning you'll get a big lick to the face to wake you up, or something along those lines.

I'm not inviting you into a cuddle puddle. Just... making use of a fuzzy pillow.

~~no pervy jokes until later~~

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maryanne_walker
2013-09-09 07:11 pm UTC (link)

You haven't seen mean yet. It's called having a sense of loyalty, which you obviously don't have at all. Why would I want to protect someone like that? Someone that has no more use than a fucking shag carpet.

For the record I don't misunderstand a damn thing you say. I get everything coming from your fingers, and out of your mouth absolutely crystal clear. You like to try and play games, and you fail, miserably at them. The thing you don't realize is you're as transparent as a pane of spotless glass, and you're fucking around with the wrong people.

With friends and family it is a cuddle puddle. With strangers and shit heads, like you, it's not. But you aren't welcome. Because I don't want whatever louse you have crawling on you after your trip through the door. Who knows who you spread your legs for out there.

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