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House ([info]gregory_housemd) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-04-12 23:59:00

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Entry tags:!open, kytana montrose, maryanne walker (oe), ~greg house, ~micha delmare

I want a cooler cane.


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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-13 01:01 am UTC (link)
Well, what would your definition of cool be? I'm looking at one that has a dragon head carved in the pummel. And I think I've seen one carved into the shape of a penis in the sex shop.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-13 01:03 am UTC (link)
Do I strike you as a man who would like to hold a penis in his hand all the time?

Oh...wait.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-13 01:13 am UTC (link)
Hey I don't judge, and masterbation is just a part of life.

I could see if there's one that has a set of boobs carved in?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-13 01:18 am UTC (link)
Yeah.

Boobs.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-13 01:21 am UTC (link)
No such luck. There is one that suspiciously looks like lady business is carved into it. The wood is very smooth...

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-13 01:23 am UTC (link)
As much as I trust that you're a conosur of smooth wood, I want something more than just carvings.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-13 01:28 am UTC (link)
Hey, I didn't hear any complaints.

Considering the fact that you need it to be practical, I don't see a saber cane working. Maybe if we could find one with a dirk, or maybe one of those umbrellas that the KGB used, that would be practical.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-13 01:31 am UTC (link)
I was never going to complain about a night like that.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-13 01:38 am UTC (link)
Oh, you do know how to tickle my ego.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-14 09:25 pm UTC (link)
You know that's not the only part of you I know how to tickle.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-14 09:46 pm UTC (link)
Again? Already?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-14 10:03 pm UTC (link)
You underestimate me.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-14 11:46 pm UTC (link)
Oh sweetheart, I don't underestimate anything about you. Not anymore.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-15 10:37 am UTC (link)
Good.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-16 02:14 am UTC (link)
It's almost a pity that I only get three goes.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-16 11:15 am UTC (link)
Two goes.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 12:22 am UTC (link)
Ouch! I wasn't good enough for three huh?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 12:25 am UTC (link)
I like a variety.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 12:37 am UTC (link)
Yeah I guess I can understand that. I do too. If there's no variety then there's the chance of addiction, and I've had enough of that. I'd happily live out the rest of my days without being addicted to someone else.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 12:47 am UTC (link)
I like variety because vanilla every time is boring.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
Honey, I know you did not just call me vanilla. You're seriously making me rethink this whole giving you another go deal.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 12:57 am UTC (link)
Would you prefer passion fruit?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 01:11 am UTC (link)
I guess it will do. Because I would absolutely hate to go out of my way to prove that I was anything but vanilla only for you to be left out in the cold.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
I like variety. Whether it's to do with addiction or boredom is irrelevant.

You enjoy it. I enjoy it.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
Now I'm going to get philosophical on you. What does either matter, if sex just stays sex. And there's variety with just one person?

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