Tweak

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Tweak says, "Wash behind your ears!"

House (gregory_housemd) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-12 23:59:00

Entry tags:

!open, kytana montrose, maryanne walker (oe), ~greg house, ~micha delmare

I want a cooler cane.

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	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I tried. I tried so fucking hard. It happened anyway. It was just supposed to be a one night stand. And he had to go and kiss me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Having ovaries doesn't help. Typical female. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-18 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Hey it had absolutely nothing to do with my ovaries. I'm not hormonal. Like most women are. It's one of the perks of being a mutant. I only have to deal with it three months out of the year. He was just a damn good kisser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Well something's gotta give you a vagina and breasts, and not a penis whether you're mutant or not. You were weak AND are a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I was born this way? Ugh, I know. Something I'm going to try harder to avoid in the future. Well, at least the weak part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Don't avoid the woman thang too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	The woman part is very difficult to avoid. My boobs are pretty amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-19 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Do you need a reminder? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 12:34 am UTC (link)
	We have one more go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
	We do, but what if I want to save it for later? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 12:51 am UTC (link)
	Fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-19 01:20 am UTC (link)
	Uh oh, did you steal my woman-ness? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 01:33 am UTC (link)
	No need. There's plenty of woman-ness around. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-19 01:43 am UTC (link)
	You just 'fine'd me. You do realize that's the scariest word in the english language right? I mean it's right above the phrase 'I'm pregnant'. You're not are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 03:32 pm UTC (link)
	You've applied a woman's logic to a man's logic and it doesn't work. When I say fine, I mean fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-20 09:06 am UTC (link)
	I did. Shame on me. Maybe I should hunt you a cane that hid a riding crop instead of a dagger. Still I stand by 'fine' being a pretty scary word no matter who says it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-20 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	Have it ready for out next session. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-20 10:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I will. I did promise no vanilla afterall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-21 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you almost bit my balls off for implying it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-22 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Well, think about it, would you be happy if someone said your brand of sexytimes only ranked in there with vanilla? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-22 10:38 am UTC (link)
	The flavor wasn't important. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-23 02:18 am UTC (link)
	No but flavor can be insulting. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-23 11:03 am UTC (link)
	Right. And passion fruit was insulting? You took it well. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-24 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Passion fruit is not insulting. Vanilla is. It screams that the sex was only so so. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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