Tweak

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Tweak says, "Coffee tastes like poopy-shit."

House (gregory_housemd) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-04-12 23:59:00

Entry tags:

!open, kytana montrose, maryanne walker (oe), ~greg house, ~micha delmare

I want a cooler cane.

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	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
	Maybe with you. But I've lost count how many times sex has just been sex, for me, at least. There have been all of two men, since I was fourteen, to get farther than just sex with me. I'm not counting the first one because he was an ass bag. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 01:54 am UTC (link)
	Is this the part where I take notes and prescribe you medication? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 02:03 am UTC (link)
	No this is the part where I remind you, that I am a mutant. Part of my magical powers is I can eat like a horse, not gain an ounce, and can fuck like a rabbit and not worry about STDs or having sex be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. ~~Or worry about getting pregnant as long as it's not between December 1st and March 1st.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 01:03 pm UTC (link)
	So mutants are immune to depression too? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	Unfortunately no. If there was a pill out there that could help it, I'd probably be glassy eyed and drooling rather than a flirtatious slut puppy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Flirtatious slut puppy? That's one side effect of anti depressants that I wasn't aware of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	It's not a side effect. It's an instead of. Orgasms kinda forces the happy chemical to produce. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:06 pm UTC (link)
	So you're saying you are depressed? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	I'd have to be a cold hearted bitch, not to be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:17 pm UTC (link)
	Happy cold hearted people exist. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)
	I don't doubt it. But they're probably unaffected by a whole hell of a lot. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
	What affects you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 11:40 pm UTC (link)
	~~Are you sure you want to know?~~ When you're thrown into situations like this-... People die here. People that were lifechangers. People that show you that there's more than hate, and anger, and malcontent. That you can be different, and it doesn't matter, they'll like you anyway. Some may even love you. And then they die. And you're left with... Nothing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	Don't let people love you or like you. Saves a lot of hassle. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-17 11:47 pm UTC (link)
	I tried. I tried so fucking hard. It happened anyway. It was just supposed to be a one night stand. And he had to go and kiss me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
	Having ovaries doesn't help. Typical female. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-18 12:44 am UTC (link)
	Hey it had absolutely nothing to do with my ovaries. I'm not hormonal. Like most women are. It's one of the perks of being a mutant. I only have to deal with it three months out of the year. He was just a damn good kisser. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 12:59 am UTC (link)
	Well something's gotta give you a vagina and breasts, and not a penis whether you're mutant or not. You were weak AND are a woman. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
	I was born this way? Ugh, I know. Something I'm going to try harder to avoid in the future. Well, at least the weak part. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Don't avoid the woman thang too much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)
	The woman part is very difficult to avoid. My boobs are pretty amazing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-18 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Hmmm. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-19 12:29 am UTC (link)
	Do you need a reminder? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gregory_housemd 2013-04-19 12:34 am UTC (link)
	We have one more go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	maryanne_walker 2013-04-19 12:43 am UTC (link)
	We do, but what if I want to save it for later? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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