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House ([info]gregory_housemd) wrote in [info]compass_network,
@ 2013-04-12 23:59:00

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Entry tags:!open, kytana montrose, maryanne walker (oe), ~greg house, ~micha delmare

I want a cooler cane.


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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
I like variety. Whether it's to do with addiction or boredom is irrelevant.

You enjoy it. I enjoy it.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
Now I'm going to get philosophical on you. What does either matter, if sex just stays sex. And there's variety with just one person?

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 01:37 am UTC (link)
Seriously?

Don't be an idiot.

Sex never just stays sex unless you're sleeping with a prostitute.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 01:47 am UTC (link)
Maybe with you. But I've lost count how many times sex has just been sex, for me, at least. There have been all of two men, since I was fourteen, to get farther than just sex with me.

I'm not counting the first one because he was an ass bag.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 01:54 am UTC (link)
Is this the part where I take notes and prescribe you medication?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 02:03 am UTC (link)
No this is the part where I remind you, that I am a mutant. Part of my magical powers is I can eat like a horse, not gain an ounce, and can fuck like a rabbit and not worry about STDs or having sex be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. Or worry about getting pregnant as long as it's not between December 1st and March 1st.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 01:03 pm UTC (link)
So mutants are immune to depression too?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Unfortunately no. If there was a pill out there that could help it, I'd probably be glassy eyed and drooling rather than a flirtatious slut puppy.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 10:59 pm UTC (link)
Flirtatious slut puppy?

That's one side effect of anti depressants that I wasn't aware of.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 11:04 pm UTC (link)
It's not a side effect. It's an instead of. Orgasms kinda forces the happy chemical to produce.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 11:06 pm UTC (link)
So you're saying you are depressed?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 11:10 pm UTC (link)
I'd have to be a cold hearted bitch, not to be.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 11:17 pm UTC (link)
Happy cold hearted people exist.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 11:21 pm UTC (link)
I don't doubt it. But they're probably unaffected by a whole hell of a lot.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 11:33 pm UTC (link)
What affects you?

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Are you sure you want to know? When you're thrown into situations like this-... People die here. People that were lifechangers. People that show you that there's more than hate, and anger, and malcontent. That you can be different, and it doesn't matter, they'll like you anyway. Some may even love you. And then they die. And you're left with... Nothing.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Don't let people love you or like you.

Saves a lot of hassle.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-17 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I tried. I tried so fucking hard. It happened anyway. It was just supposed to be a one night stand. And he had to go and kiss me.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-17 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Having ovaries doesn't help.

Typical female.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-18 12:44 am UTC (link)
Hey it had absolutely nothing to do with my ovaries. I'm not hormonal. Like most women are. It's one of the perks of being a mutant. I only have to deal with it three months out of the year.

He was just a damn good kisser.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 12:59 am UTC (link)
Well something's gotta give you a vagina and breasts, and not a penis whether you're mutant or not.

You were weak AND are a woman.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-18 01:24 am UTC (link)
I was born this way?

Ugh, I know. Something I'm going to try harder to avoid in the future. Well, at least the weak part.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 09:26 pm UTC (link)
Don't avoid the woman thang too much.

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[info]maryanne_walker
2013-04-18 11:43 pm UTC (link)
The woman part is very difficult to avoid. My boobs are pretty amazing.

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[info]gregory_housemd
2013-04-18 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Hmmm.

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