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Tweak says, "they be takin' mah bukkit!"

Malcolm Tucker (fuckitybye) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2013-03-15 10:55:00

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All right?

Since things have been sketchy as fuck, and we've lost a load of people as well as gained some new faces- and the night club has been lying empty since the new years party- I thought we could all enjoy a wee get-together.

Since I'm more used to delegating than actually doing anything, one of our new residents you may have heard of, Jay Gatsby, is going to be taking over the club for the evening of Saturday March 23rd. He'll be entertaining you all with some jazz and gin and whatever else they did in the 1920s, I don't know, but it'll be a fucking good night, yeah? Oh, and in his own words, the dress code is "no riff raff".

If anyone wants to contribute anything- or has any questions- you can either pass them through me, or ask him directly. Or I'm sure Mr Carraway will eagerly answer just about anything, as well.

Cheers,
Malc

[ooc: Malcolm has also put up a poster in the foyer of each apartment building, one on the door to the night club, and one on the noticeboard in the pub. It looks like this, but obviously with the information changed to be accurate.]

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	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:20 am UTC (link)
	Tell me about it. Body-parts all over the place. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-15 11:21 am UTC (link)
	Did you have to mop up after them, aye? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:23 am UTC (link)
	That's what big brothers do, right? Or something like that. Stef never was very good at the whole 'in moderation' thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-15 11:27 am UTC (link)
	Pretty much, aye. Tended to just join in myself, but I imagine Stefan was a bit more skilled at not getting himself killed than my wee brothers were. Bit less on the pathetically mortal side. But I do sympathise- moderation can be such a fucking bore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh, don't get me wrong; I indulged in a fair few Daisy Buchanans of my own. I was just better at cleaning up after myself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fuckitybye 2013-03-15 11:32 am UTC (link)
	Ah, I never doubted that. Although I imagine you and Gatsby may have enjoyed her in a slightly different way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malc manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:36 am UTC (link)
	Really? I imagine we enjoyed her in exactly the same way. I just killed her afterwards. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon fuckitybye 2013-03-15 11:38 am UTC (link)
	Aye, that was the minor detail I was thinking of. Mind you, she was really fucking annoying, I imagine even Jimmy would have killed her eventually, if Wilson hadn't got to him first. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malc manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:41 am UTC (link)
	Most of them were in those days. At least, the ones who'd be willing to go off with someone like me were. I was practically doing the world a favor. Ish. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon fuckitybye 2013-03-15 11:43 am UTC (link)
	Here, you don't need to convince me. I'm sold. Cheers for the public service? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Malc manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:46 am UTC (link)
	No problem. But hey, things were different back then. I was different. I'm all tame now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Damon fuckitybye 2013-03-15 12:23 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, can't say I'd really blame you if you fucking snapped one day. I feel like going on a killing spree every other day, but I'm meant to be trying out the whole being a decent person thing. You know, that and the whole thing would definitely backfire on me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Malc

manwithareason
2013-03-15 12:29 pm UTC (link)

You have no idea how tempted I am to slaughter most of the population of this island most days. But Elena wouldn't like it. It would stress her out and stress is bad for the baby apparently. So no killing for Damon. But, y'know, hit me up if you ever do decide to go on a rampage. She might not count it as my fault if I'm just assisting a crazed, Scottish politician.

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	Damon. fuckitybye 2013-03-15 12:34 pm UTC (link)
	Christ, is that just how it always works? Grey's stress levels are the whole reason for holding back, and she doesn't even have the pregnancy excuse. But considering her whole reason seems to be that someone will kill me first, maybe having you on board will mean it doesn't count for me, either. You may have hit on a mutual solution. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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manwithareason, 2013-03-15 12:37 pm UTC

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fuckitybye, 2013-03-15 12:46 pm UTC

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	gatz 2013-03-15 11:33 am UTC (link)
	You know of Daisy Buchanan, sir? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:33 am UTC (link)
	Not the one you're thinking of. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gatz 2013-03-15 11:35 am UTC (link)
	Oh. Well, how can you be sure? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:37 am UTC (link)
	Because I'm not talking about an actual woman. I'm talking about a string of women who all blur into one. And none of them were called Daisy. I don't think... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gatz 2013-03-15 11:40 am UTC (link)
	I see. You think of her as a 'type' without actually knowing her first? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Pretty much. Yup. I've met a thousand Daisy Buchanans. They're all the same, friend. And, in the end, none of them are worth the trouble they cause. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gatz 2013-03-15 11:52 am UTC (link)
	Daisy is not the same as anyone at all, and you shouldn't speak of her like this without having even met her. ~~Even if there was trouble I~~ ~~I was well aware of~~ ~~It's hardly her fault that I knew the risks and took them.~~ There's always trouble of some sort, anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	manwithareason 2013-03-15 11:56 am UTC (link)
	Oh, Gatz, Gatz, Gatz.... Haven't you even read your Wikipedia page yet? Daisy Buchanan has gone down in ~~literary~~ history as a type and I knew that type before either of you ever even existed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	gatz 2013-03-15 12:16 pm UTC (link)
	Please, don't call me that. I'm sorry, I'm not sure what you mean. I haven't seen any page- was I meant to receive something when I arrived? There is a page of- information about me for the whole island to see, is that what you're implying? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)