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Trashmouth Tozier (trash_mouth) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2021-01-27 01:03:00

Entry tags:

!open, bill denbrough, katherine lokadóttir, richie tozier

Well shit, would you look at you guys?

Sorry little me, I fucked up your shirt.

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	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Okay, maybe. But only if Eddie lets me have both brain cells that day. Well, I had on a shirt. There were people, maybe a dragon? Someone said some stuff. We had some food. I was thoroughly embarrassing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Ah, now, that might be a bit much to ask of poor Eddie. Hmm, I think it would be really crucial to know who said what kind of stuff. I know you can do it, son. Just remember! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm nope, got nothing. Guess I'll have to have another one. Just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 07:56 am UTC (link)
	If Eddie also ends up an adult, I would suggest you have it here in this time because you are definitely not married yet here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Who said Eddie was there? I didn't say Eddie was there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, are you saying Eddie wasn't there? Do you not want Eddie to be there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh wait, you know, now that I really think about it, that may have been a parent-teacher conference, NOT my wedding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:12 am UTC (link)
	And did you learn anything of interest at the parent-teacher conference? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:14 am UTC (link)
	I am REAL bad at listening when I'm bored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:19 am UTC (link)
	And you didn't take Eddie with you? As a good parent, you should always send the responsible part of the couple to these things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:20 am UTC (link)
	I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of this "Eddie" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, you made too many mistakes for that, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Me? Talk too much? neeever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Glad we are on the same page, son. So, why didn't you send Eddie to the parent-teacher conference? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Because I am a strong powerful woman who don't need no man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:34 am UTC (link)
	How did you convince your grandfather to teach you shapeshifting? Or was it your great-grandmother? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:39 am UTC (link)
	When have we ever needed shapeshifting abilities to do that around here. But, if I were going to do it, not that I have done it (or maybe I have) I would just annoy it out of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Ah, so these things are still happening then. That would probably work rather well. So can Eddie shapeshift as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes, that one I can confirm. Now that is a question for dear Eddie, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Phew, one question down, about a million others to go. I find it easier to ask the spouse. Often you get a much more accurate information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Only about? How can I make plans without exact numbers? That's some good information, I'll have to keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 09:08 am UTC (link)
	1,264,094, give or take two million. Well, glad to have provided you with something useful. Maybe you should share some of your acquired wisdom in return. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 09:14 am UTC (link)
	hmm, okay, I think I can plan around that then. If you can't blind 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull shit. Don't have sex after chopping jalapenos. Never squat with your spurs on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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