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Tweak says, "nothing"

Trashmouth Tozier (trash_mouth) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2021-01-27 01:03:00

Entry tags:

!open, bill denbrough, katherine lokadóttir, richie tozier

Well shit, would you look at you guys?

Sorry little me, I fucked up your shirt.

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	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Well shit, look at us indeed. Or rather, maybe you. This might save me twenty minutes each morning. ~~For a few mornings~~ (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 06:15 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes, now Eddie gets to do it! That'll show him for being late to the meeting on my 18th. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 06:40 am UTC (link)
	Petty revenge. Almost as if you were my son. Oh no, wait, you are. I'm so proud! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 06:46 am UTC (link)
	Does that mean I get a cookie? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 06:49 am UTC (link)
	Even the chocolate chip ones though I might smuggle a few raisin ones into it too. Need to keep you on your toes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 06:52 am UTC (link)
	RAISINS! Mother! here I thought I could trust you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 06:55 am UTC (link)
	Oh dear child, you have a lot to learn. Also, because I cannot help it, you have to forgive your poor mother. How are you doing, son? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 06:57 am UTC (link)
	Now that's a familiar statement. Oh you know, the usuuuual. Stuff, things. Events. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 07:03 am UTC (link)
	And always a true one. Unless you would like to tell me anything about the future that would prove that statement wrong. Ah, yes, how was your wedding? You already had that, didn't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:05 am UTC (link)
	Like I ever stop having to learn shit. My brain is a sieve and I retain like...4 things. Is that what that was?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 07:09 am UTC (link)
	Come on, son. Don't put yourself down like that. It's at least 6. Maybe even 7 when you try very hard. Well, I don't know. I would hope you would be able to identify your wedding. Maybe if you would describe it to me, it might help your identification skills. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Okay, maybe. But only if Eddie lets me have both brain cells that day. Well, I had on a shirt. There were people, maybe a dragon? Someone said some stuff. We had some food. I was thoroughly embarrassing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Ah, now, that might be a bit much to ask of poor Eddie. Hmm, I think it would be really crucial to know who said what kind of stuff. I know you can do it, son. Just remember! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:51 am UTC (link)
	Hmmm nope, got nothing. Guess I'll have to have another one. Just in case. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 07:56 am UTC (link)
	If Eddie also ends up an adult, I would suggest you have it here in this time because you are definitely not married yet here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 07:59 am UTC (link)
	Who said Eddie was there? I didn't say Eddie was there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:04 am UTC (link)
	Oh, are you saying Eddie wasn't there? Do you not want Eddie to be there? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:11 am UTC (link)
	Oh wait, you know, now that I really think about it, that may have been a parent-teacher conference, NOT my wedding. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:12 am UTC (link)
	And did you learn anything of interest at the parent-teacher conference? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:14 am UTC (link)
	I am REAL bad at listening when I'm bored. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:19 am UTC (link)
	And you didn't take Eddie with you? As a good parent, you should always send the responsible part of the couple to these things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:20 am UTC (link)
	I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of this "Eddie" (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:23 am UTC (link)
	Oh no, you made too many mistakes for that, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:24 am UTC (link)
	Me? Talk too much? neeever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:26 am UTC (link)
	Glad we are on the same page, son. So, why didn't you send Eddie to the parent-teacher conference? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:33 am UTC (link)
	Because I am a strong powerful woman who don't need no man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:34 am UTC (link)
	How did you convince your grandfather to teach you shapeshifting? Or was it your great-grandmother? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:39 am UTC (link)
	When have we ever needed shapeshifting abilities to do that around here. But, if I were going to do it, not that I have done it (or maybe I have) I would just annoy it out of him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Ah, so these things are still happening then. That would probably work rather well. So can Eddie shapeshift as well? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Oh yes, that one I can confirm. Now that is a question for dear Eddie, isn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 08:48 am UTC (link)
	Phew, one question down, about a million others to go. I find it easier to ask the spouse. Often you get a much more accurate information. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 09:01 am UTC (link)
	Only about? How can I make plans without exact numbers? That's some good information, I'll have to keep that in mind. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2021-01-27 09:08 am UTC (link)
	1,264,094, give or take two million. Well, glad to have provided you with something useful. Maybe you should share some of your acquired wisdom in return. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 09:14 am UTC (link)
	hmm, okay, I think I can plan around that then. If you can't blind 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull shit. Don't have sex after chopping jalapenos. Never squat with your spurs on. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	hypochondriac_ 2021-01-27 05:34 pm UTC (link)
	When the fuck did you get old this time? There's a box of adult sized clothes in the closet. They'll fit freaky tall old you. It's probably gonna happen to me too now. And Bill and Ben. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Pretty much just now. And hey, I'm definitely all of those things but you don't have to say it! Probably, but maybe not. It's like 89% chance. I did the math once (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypochondriac_ 2021-01-27 05:49 pm UTC (link)
	You're a giant and you didn't do math on purpose. Is everything okay in the future? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Or you're just tiny. I totally did! It was to win an argument. Course it is little spaghetti man, i'm there (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypochondriac_ 2021-01-27 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	I'm average height! At every age! That must have been an argument with Ben or you'd make him do the math. The station still hasn't exploded? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 06:14 pm UTC (link)
	It's okay Bill ends up short too. It might have been. Only minor explosions. The fun ones where I got to go WHOA thats awesome! cause like, nobody got hurt or anything. But you can blame the science types for those. Most of the time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	hypochondriac_ 2021-01-27 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen pictures. I'm normal height for a human. Please tell me I still call you an asshole when you say stuff blowing up is awesome. ~~and you still keep me calm when that shit happens~~ Did the science guys send you back this time? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 06:25 pm UTC (link)
	I should probably apologize in advance for little me though, who I'm pretty sure is about to grow a foot basically overnight. I don't think there is a force in the universe that could stop you from calling me an asshole. Nah, this was unintentional. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	bill_denbrough 2021-01-27 11:13 pm UTC (link)
	You got old again. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	trash_mouth 2021-01-27 11:14 pm UTC (link)
	that I did Billiam. (Reply to this) (Parent)