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Tweak says, "mom won't let me get one"

Trashmouth Tozier (trash_mouth) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2020-06-26 22:16:00

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!open, brynhild, edward kenway, eleven, jacob frye, john constantine, katherine lokadóttir, loki, richie tozier

Alright y'all, I know the wedding is still hopping over there but it's PRIDE month too and I'mma be loud about it for a few minutes, because that's half of my personality, and because in some alternate universe I was not, and that is just sad. Normally there is a party for this, but I think most of us are partied out.

Things here are pretty great, all said and done, but I know not everyone is from here and sometimes the shit you need to hear isn't said. So, as the resident disaster gay, I'm just gonna put it plain and simple: it doesn't matter if you're not straight. Literally doesn't matter. If anyone makes it a thing I would call them an asshole but those are more fun and it would be an insult to asses everywhere. You have every right to be who you are and if anyone wants to fight me on that I will sic an angry Eddie on you. He is very loud and talks VERY fast and it is terrifying.

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	Private daddyissues_ 2020-06-27 04:32 am UTC (link)
	But, Richie, it would be a good opportunity to exercise your self-restraint. I'll do three on the weekends. I can go any lower. This is already going to be hard enough. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private trash_mouth 2020-06-27 04:35 am UTC (link)
	they can read my mind mother. hmmm...deal. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private daddyissues_ 2020-06-27 04:50 am UTC (link)
	Then you can both practise self-restraint and mind shielding. It is an excellent opportunity. Good, I'm glad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private trash_mouth 2020-06-27 05:03 am UTC (link)
	nu uh. one time Eddie figured out his birthday present cause of a look. and there have been threats to some of my favorite body parts. ha! jokes on you, I would have settled for 6 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private daddyissues_ 2020-06-27 05:27 am UTC (link)
	Oh, and what was that? You cruel, cruel child. It is heart-warming to see how much you belong to this family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private trash_mouth 2020-06-27 05:54 am UTC (link)
	it was a ring pop. we were 27 obviously I learned from the best. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Private daddyissues_ 2020-06-27 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh Richie. I am not laughing right now. I am a very serious person. Indeed, it would be disappointing if we had not corrupted you a little. Though I'm sure you were always able to hold your own in that department. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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