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Tweak says, "Good evening...infidel."

Edward Kenway (captainkenway) wrote in compass_network,
@ 2020-05-07 06:01:00

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!open, brynhild, edward kenway, katherine lokadóttir, shepard

Greetings to whomever finds this note,

I have been informed that we are on a space station. I, much like Jacob Frye, have only arrived here recently. We have been here long enough to settle down at least, and thanks to Sophia, have been given a great deal of information about our new home.

I do however have an inquiry I wish to share. From what I have observed, this space station is like an island, floating in a sea of stars. There are worlds out there beyond those stars and there are means to travel to them in the form of space ships. I wish to learn how to sail one of these ships. Might there be someone willing to teach me? I would ask you to name your price, of course.

Yours,

Captain Edward Kenway.

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	daddyissues_ 2020-05-07 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Unless you have an inkling to teach a manticore how to do 'sit', that is all I am asking for. Because I find terrible poetry far more entertaining than a delicate piece of writing. So make it bad... really bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainkenway 2020-05-07 07:11 am UTC (link)
	A manticore? Do you jest? I am hardly a poet, nor do I think I am capable of finding such written works but I will see what I can do. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2020-05-07 07:16 am UTC (link)
	I would never jest about such serious matters. Rufus does not know his manners and it shows. He is a bad example for the rest of my crew. Being hardly a poet, makes you the perfect man for the job. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainkenway 2020-05-07 07:42 am UTC (link)
	You named a manticore, "Rufus"? And you have a crew? So you wish for subpar poetry? And not just gruesome poetry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2020-05-07 07:53 am UTC (link)
	I did. It was between "Rufus" and "snakey McGoatface". He glared less at "Rufus" so "Rufus" it was. And yes, I have a crew... various kind of animals all better at 'sit' than "Rufus", well, except the horses. Yes. Poetry of gruesome quality. I want to cringe at every line I'm reading. Do your worst, basically. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainkenway 2020-05-07 08:37 am UTC (link)
	Have you named all of the animals in your care? Might I ask why you want terrible poetry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2020-05-07 08:42 am UTC (link)
	Most. With some I was able to find out their original name. My great grandma always used to sit us down and told us that if we wanted to know the true soul of a man, we just need to request a piece of bad poetry. The man's choice would reveal the man's very nature. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainkenway 2020-05-08 05:51 am UTC (link)
	How were you able to do that? I have never heard that before. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	daddyissues_ 2020-05-08 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Research and magic. It's mostly because it's a joke. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	captainkenway 2020-05-08 08:21 am UTC (link)
	Magic? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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