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Tweak says, "now this is getting silly"

kenzi is a collector of rare wallets. (collectswallets) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-05-18 20:29:00

Entry tags:

charlie weasley, damon salvatore, james sirius potter, jyuushiro ukitake, kenzi, sirius black, tessa

I give up on men.

Lesbians, here I come!

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	pad_foot 2011-05-19 05:40 am UTC (link)
	You're clearly going about it the wrong way. I don't think we're all jerks. I mean... I am sometimes, but that's genetic so I refuse to beat myself up about it. And I'm already taken ~~weirdly enough~~, so it doesn't matter that I'm a jerk. I've confused myself. Doesn't matter. The point is a complete sexual realignment seems a bit extreme. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 05:45 am UTC (link)
	I didn't say you were all jerks. See? You're in the taken list anyway, so it doesn't matter. Just like you said. And I get that it's probably mostly my fault. But it doesn't help that my best friend is a succubus and so pretty much every man ever looks at her and ignores that I'm there. When I get to go home to normal land, then maybe I'll go back to dudes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

pad_foot
2011-05-19 05:51 am UTC (link)

Fucking typical that I'm off the market once all the hot people wanting blokes turn up.

Oh! I met the succumbus girl. ~~My brother's the jerk who~~ She's got a boyfriend though, hasn't she? Anyway, I bet you have a charm all of your own. When you're not slagging off the male population.

Hope you don't mind waiting. I've been here months and months and months. And months.

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	collectswallets 2011-05-19 05:55 am UTC (link)
	Yep, that's her. And she does yeah. But she didn't always have one. And that doesn't mean guys automatically stop hitting on her. Me? Charm? Ha. Not unless you like spazzy types that eat and drink too much. I'm pretty patient. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 05:57 am UTC (link)
	I do like those types! I am one of those types! Gutted. We could have been perfect for each other. Good job. I'm Sirius, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 05:59 am UTC (link)
	Aw man! Shucks, I'm heartbroken. Sucks for the both of us. Thanks. I'm Kenzi. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 06:02 am UTC (link)
	It really does. I can still get you drunk and crack onto girls with you though, if you're ever interested. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 06:03 am UTC (link)
	Sounds good to me, since I don't know what the hell I'm doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 06:05 am UTC (link)
	Luckily for you this happens to be my speciality. I will take you under my wing and mould you in my own image. Only with boobs and so on. It'll be EXCELLENT. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 06:07 am UTC (link)
	Between you and Parker, it looks like I've got my work cut out for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Except that Parker is a complete mental. Lovely girl, but mad as a Flobberworm. Whereas I am simply eccentric. I'll yell at you when I decide to go out? If I get my bike fixed today it'll be tonight. Otherwise tomorrow? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Oh but that's what I love! She is awesome and is going to teach me all kinds of thing and that is awesome and we both love money. That is totally not mad. That's frickin amazing. Yeah sure. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Ah. You're clearly as mas as a Flobberworm too then. Good to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 06:23 am UTC (link)
	If I knew what a flobberworm was, I'd probably agree. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 06:24 am UTC (link)
	Big squelchy slug-thing with no eyes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Oh gross. I guess they must really be mad then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-05-19 06:31 am UTC (link)
	To be fair, you can't really tell. They just sit around and squelch and eat lettuce and produce mucus. But I like to think so. Why are we talking about Flobberworms? They're about the least fun thing ever. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	collectswallets 2011-05-19 06:36 am UTC (link)
	If you say so. I have noooooooooooo idea. You brought them up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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