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Tweak says, "THOU SHALL NOT FALL"

S. Kettleburn (jawsthatbite) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-04-08 21:05:00

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Hello? Cananyone rea d this?Whats is this? Whats going on?

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rubber
2011-04-08 09:22 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, we can read it. But you should seriously work on your typing.

Okay, so explanation. You've been kidnapped. This place is called Colligo and we're all stuck here because some cosmic whackjob or something decided they didn't want to go to the effort of making friends or taking up a normal hobby, because kidnapping was easier. It's really lame. We're not on Earth, if you know what that is. Maybe you don't. Wouldn't be the strangest thing I've heard. Anyway, it's 2011. That may be weird for you or it may not. I don't know. Hard to say.

Welcome to the chaos! The PDA will tell you where you're staying and if you have a roommate, and it'll also let you access your bank account. It has about a hundred dollars, which is a kind of money in case you don't know.

Strange things happen all the time here, apparently. Whatever keeps us here likes to mess around.

Anything else you need to know?

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	jawsthatbite 2011-04-08 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	... you're not serious. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-04-08 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Completely serious! I'll give you a sec to process that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	jawsthatbite 2011-04-08 09:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh. Shit. ~~craaaaazy person~~ 2011? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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