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Tweak says, "Merde happens"

Eames (dream_bigger) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-02-20 15:18:00

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ariadne, arthur, dominic cobb, dorian gray, eames, gwaine, huckleberry finn, neal caffrey, parker

Filtered away from the children
I suppose I should have said something earlier, but you know how it is with these whirlwind marriages and divorces and getting remarried, it all takes a toll on the old braincells.

Public Service Announcement.
Kissing people that you're not currently "married" to is a very painful thing to do. I can confirm this. Don't do it, kids, it's possibly a thousand times worse than apparating. The pain bit, I mean. Depending on your partner, I'm sure the kissing will be excellent.

Of course, if you're some sort of masochist, feel free to kiss whomsoever you choose.

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	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	NO CHEATING ON YOUR SPOUSE! BAD EAMES! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	But Parker, I never once claimed to be good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	You're supposed to respect the nonexistent vows! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	The ones I never once agreed to? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yup. Those. They're the only reason I haven't tossed my 'husband' off a roof yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear. Well, there are plenty of us who haven't made any vows with your beloved, if it gets too bad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Aww! Thanks! But it's just not the same, you know? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	Lacking a personal touch, I know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Exactly. Plus he doesn't stay dead. It might make things weird for him and whoever tosses him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, I dare say it would. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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