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Eames (dream_bigger) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-02-20 15:18:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, arthur, dominic cobb, dorian gray, eames, gwaine, huckleberry finn, neal caffrey, parker

Filtered away from the children
I suppose I should have said something earlier, but you know how it is with these whirlwind marriages and divorces and getting remarried, it all takes a toll on the old braincells.

Public Service Announcement.
Kissing people that you're not currently "married" to is a very painful thing to do. I can confirm this. Don't do it, kids, it's possibly a thousand times worse than apparating. The pain bit, I mean. Depending on your partner, I'm sure the kissing will be excellent.

Of course, if you're some sort of masochist, feel free to kiss whomsoever you choose.

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	labyrinthine 2011-02-20 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	~~well, fuck~~ Is that so? You scoundrel. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	~~Ah. We need to talk~~ It is, yes. And I've been called worse. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-02-20 04:14 pm UTC (link)
	Rake? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dream_bigger, 2011-02-20 04:19 pm UTC

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	likestheodds 2011-02-20 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	Lies. That cannot be the truth. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 04:02 pm UTC (link)
	Gwaine, would I lie about something so important? Feel free to throw yourself at any random person and try to kiss them. Then come back to me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	a_royal_prat 2011-02-20 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	Don't I ever know it. Hugging isn't...fun either, though hardly as painful. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	No offence, Arthur, but the sooner you aren't my step-son, the better. I just hope I don't get another new spouse after this go round. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	a_royal_prat 2011-02-20 07:11 pm UTC (link)
	I'm more than ready for things to be normal. What has he done now? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	artofthecon 2011-02-20 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Why, Daniel Eames. You cad. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:18 pm UTC (link)
	I am a cad and a bounder, it is true. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	artofthecon 2011-02-20 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	I am completely ashamed of you. ( Eames ) Arthur? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	NO CHEATING ON YOUR SPOUSE! BAD EAMES! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	But Parker, I never once claimed to be good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-02-20 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	You're supposed to respect the nonexistent vows! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	shotforplot 2011-02-20 10:59 pm UTC (link)
	Love the one you're with, Danny-boy! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-20 11:05 pm UTC (link)
	Just because I can't be with the one I love, hmm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shotforplot 2011-02-20 11:10 pm UTC (link)
	Now you're getting mushy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	the_pointman 2011-02-21 01:46 am UTC (link)
	You should be more careful next time. [Eames] You really are terrible. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-21 07:39 am UTC (link)
	That'll be a first. [Arthur] So, how masochistic are you feeling? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	the_pointman 2011-02-21 07:46 am UTC (link)
	There's a first time for everything. [Eames] What's the saying? No pain, no gain? My shift doesn't start for another twenty minutes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	seemysoul 2011-02-21 04:59 am UTC (link)
	Fortunately for me, have had no such desire. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-21 08:03 am UTC (link)
	Are you serious? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	seemysoul 2011-02-21 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Would I jest about something like that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	antiarchitect 2011-02-21 05:00 am UTC (link)
	Always pushing the envelope, aren't you? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-02-21 07:58 am UTC (link)
	How will we ever know what we can accomplish if we don't even test our boundaries, hmm? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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