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Tweak says, "There's a silicone chip in me!"

Juno MacGuff [Juno] (sacredvessel) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-01-16 17:00:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, dawn summers, eames, juno weasley, sam winchester, sirius black

I'm supposed to start having checkups every two weeks now, so you know where I was as soon as it was safe to go out again. Yup. Right back at the clinic. They said baby's up to a whopping 3 pounds, 14.9 inches.

Just for reference, that's longer than you-know-who's wand.

Oh, and Sam! Did you know, if he's a boy, his testes will have begun to descend by now? And he has eyelashes!

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	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. You know. Male-type organs and junk? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 12:21 am UTC (link)
	Tessssssssstes. Hee. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:25 am UTC (link)
	I know, right? It's such a funny word. Testicle is even funnier though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 12:31 am UTC (link)
	It's the "icle" suffix, I think. Just sounds silly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Popsicle. Icicle. Gah. I think I need to bleach my brain. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Oh, she knows. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
	What's so special about your testes anyway? You'd think they're made of chocolate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 12:42 am UTC (link)
	~~They really really are not~~ All testes are special in their own way, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Would you say the same about breasties?~~ I guess my inexperience is showing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Most people are inexperienced compared to me, I'm afraid. Perks of the job, I suppose. I wouldn't let it bother you in the slightest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I thought you were an art teacher, not a gigolo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Stop corrupting her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I am not! I am simply pointing out that they're all stupendously special. They aren't called the family jewels for nothing, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm taking that as a compliment. Although my testes do not appreciate being lumped in with the rest of the rif raf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
	You do that, pet. Don't forget, I have wished happiness on your testicles in public before. Would you like me to fashion a small pedestal for your nuts? I could make it out of papier-mâché and paint it gold. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeaaaahh... Happy days. Although should I be concerned with how often there have been conversations about my balls on the network? Yes, I would like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 12:49 am UTC (link)
	I just don't know what it is about them. They earn their keep though, I'll give them that much. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:50 am UTC (link)
	Way to be on the ball. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 12:52 am UTC (link)
	Ten points for genital-based wordplay. Well done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 01:03 am UTC (link)
	Speaking of points, if I were not a muggle, where do you suppose I'd be sorted? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 12:54 am UTC (link)
	Oh, shut it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	Oh, come on. Don't judge me. It was just too easy a target to ignore. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
	Says the one with his sensitive anatomy on the outside. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 01:29 am UTC (link)
	Uncalled for. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 01:44 am UTC (link)
	You introduced the concept of targets, not me. [Sirius] So are you okay? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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