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Juno MacGuff [Juno] (sacredvessel) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-01-16 17:00:00

Entry tags:

ariadne, dawn summers, eames, juno weasley, sam winchester, sirius black

I'm supposed to start having checkups every two weeks now, so you know where I was as soon as it was safe to go out again. Yup. Right back at the clinic. They said baby's up to a whopping 3 pounds, 14.9 inches.

Just for reference, that's longer than you-know-who's wand.

Oh, and Sam! Did you know, if he's a boy, his testes will have begun to descend by now? And he has eyelashes!

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	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 12:42 am UTC (link)
	~~They really really are not~~ All testes are special in their own way, my dear. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 12:43 am UTC (link)
	~~Would you say the same about breasties?~~ I guess my inexperience is showing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Most people are inexperienced compared to me, I'm afraid. Perks of the job, I suppose. I wouldn't let it bother you in the slightest. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sacredvessel 2011-01-17 01:05 am UTC (link)
	I thought you were an art teacher, not a gigolo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 01:09 am UTC (link)
	I'm that too. ;D Oooh, I suppose I should find out if I still have somewhere to work. That might be useful to know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 01:15 am UTC (link)
	You have a job? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

dream_bigger
2011-01-17 01:20 am UTC (link)

I do. Art teacher! I was going to let you find out as a surprise when I sent all my pupils to your work in order to get the most expensive equipment so that Martin could see how well you're working and therefore give you an incredible payrise. But the bastard deathballs put paid to my starting last week, I'm afraid.

Ariadne, I'm an art teacher. Responsible for moulding young(ish) minds! Aren't you impressed?

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	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 01:33 am UTC (link)
	I'm... shocked. Who thought that letting you teach impressionable young people was a good idea? Oh god, I don't even know if Martin's still alive, I've been so busy helping clean up around here that I didn't even check. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 07:56 am UTC (link)
	The people at the college! I had a proper real interview and everything, which was a doddle. The Doctor set it all up for me since he works there as well. Oooh... bollocks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	labyrinthine 2011-01-17 12:55 am UTC (link)
	Stop corrupting her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	I am not! I am simply pointing out that they're all stupendously special. They aren't called the family jewels for nothing, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 12:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm taking that as a compliment. Although my testes do not appreciate being lumped in with the rest of the rif raf. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	dream_bigger 2011-01-17 01:07 am UTC (link)
	You do that, pet. Don't forget, I have wished happiness on your testicles in public before. Would you like me to fashion a small pedestal for your nuts? I could make it out of papier-mâché and paint it gold. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pad_foot 2011-01-17 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh yeaaaahh... Happy days. Although should I be concerned with how often there have been conversations about my balls on the network? Yes, I would like that. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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