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Darcy Lewis (goingonfacebook) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-10-07 16:40:00

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canton everett delaware iii, clint barton, darcy lewis, faith lehane, jake jensen, tony stark

Shame on you, Clinton Barton, for taking advantage of my younger self's naivety. So how many dads do I have here now? Tony is dad #1, because of that movie and now Clint is dad #2. Canton, does that make you my third dad? I think we should have a sitcom. In your face, My Two Dads!

Also, Jason is gone, but my new roomie looks like a scruffy version of Captain Steve.

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	goingonfacebook 2012-10-07 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	Step-dad maybe, but never intrusive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-07 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. I see. You're the daughter the encourages the blending of families, leaving one original parent to ultimately feel ostracized. Sorry, Tony. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-10-07 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'm the daughter who says that one big, happy family is the way to go. We'll be like Full House, but without the annoying toddler and the sappy music. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-07 11:56 pm UTC (link)
	Full House? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-10-08 12:04 am UTC (link)
	Right. You wouldn't know that. It was a TV show in the early 90s that launched the careers of the Olsen Twins. It was about a dad with three daughters and his wife died and his brother-in-law and his best friend moved in to help him raise his daughters. Every episode had some sort of lesson to learn and real sappy, tear inducing music in at the end. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 01:28 am UTC (link)
	That sounds like an unusually supportive family member and friend. Two other single men usually aren't willing to put their lives on hold like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-10-08 03:16 am UTC (link)
	I'll get you the first season on DVD and then we'll see what you think. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:52 am UTC (link)
	I suppose that'll work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-10-08 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Expect a delivery in two to five days then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Just so we're clear here, I'm only having sex with one of your other dads. We're not that inclusive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:00 am UTC (link)
	For now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Tony, we've talked about this. You can't just buy my love with shiny toys and co-ownership of a kid. I'm not that easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:18 am UTC (link)
	You just say that because I haven't bought you the right shiny toy yet. Think of how much closer we are now than we used to be. All I have to do now is figure out what you'll like better than a prosthetic hand, and I'm in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	You're in, huh? Interesting word choice, Stark. I like weapons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Metaphorically speaking. What kind of weapons are we talking about? I'm kind of out of that game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
	You have to actually make an effort, Stark. Besides, I'm not quite willing to share yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Canton ) tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Yet, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint. likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:30 am UTC (link)
	No sense in crushing his hopes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Make an effort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Be a human being. Put some emotion into things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	tonystarks 2012-10-08 12:21 am UTC (link)
	It's okay. I always figured that if I had kids, I'd be the sort of divorced absent father who tries to buy his kids' affection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-10-08 12:29 am UTC (link)
	I won't object if you want to buy my affection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Will a shiny nickel do it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	goingonfacebook 2012-10-08 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Make it a quarter and you've got a deal, daddio. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 12:41 am UTC (link)
	Done. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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