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Tweak says, "do you trust me?"

Darcy Lewis (goingonfacebook) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-10-07 16:40:00

Entry tags:

canton everett delaware iii, clint barton, darcy lewis, faith lehane, jake jensen, tony stark

Shame on you, Clinton Barton, for taking advantage of my younger self's naivety. So how many dads do I have here now? Tony is dad #1, because of that movie and now Clint is dad #2. Canton, does that make you my third dad? I think we should have a sitcom. In your face, My Two Dads!

Also, Jason is gone, but my new roomie looks like a scruffy version of Captain Steve.

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	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Just so we're clear here, I'm only having sex with one of your other dads. We're not that inclusive. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:00 am UTC (link)
	For now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Tony, we've talked about this. You can't just buy my love with shiny toys and co-ownership of a kid. I'm not that easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:18 am UTC (link)
	You just say that because I haven't bought you the right shiny toy yet. Think of how much closer we are now than we used to be. All I have to do now is figure out what you'll like better than a prosthetic hand, and I'm in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	You're in, huh? Interesting word choice, Stark. I like weapons. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:34 am UTC (link)
	Metaphorically speaking. What kind of weapons are we talking about? I'm kind of out of that game. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:47 am UTC (link)
	Did you honestly just ask me what weapons? Me? Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:48 am UTC (link)
	Well, besides the obvious, I meant. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tobeunmade 2012-10-08 04:01 am UTC (link)
	I like bows and arrows. And knives. Any projectiles really. You should see what I can do with a kunai. Contrary to popular culture, they're not actually designed to be thrown, but that's never stopped me. Hell, you should see what I can do with a pack of playing cards. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:19 am UTC (link)
	You have to actually make an effort, Stark. Besides, I'm not quite willing to share yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Canton ) tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:21 am UTC (link)
	Yet, huh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint. likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:30 am UTC (link)
	No sense in crushing his hopes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Canton ) tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:32 am UTC (link)
	Just admit you totally want to have a threesome with Iron Man. No harm in admitting it. Well...maybe a little harm. Mostly when I stab him. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint. likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:39 am UTC (link)
	You're not stabbing him, Clint, because you have absolutely no reason to feel threatened by Tony Stark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Canton ) tobeunmade 2012-10-08 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Are you kidding? He's Stark. He has all my charming issues, but hotter and with a side of genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist. Why wouldn't you want that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint. likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Because I've got snarky, gorgeous, brilliant archer whose constant inferiority complex makes me want to never stop telling him how utterly wonderful he is until he finally believes it and just keep telling him after. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Canton ) tobeunmade 2012-10-08 09:10 am UTC (link)
	Jesus, Canton. You say these things and...fuck...I want to believe them. I really do. I...fuck if I know. I just about believe that you believe them. Better than nothing, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Clint. likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 09:16 am UTC (link)
	It's definitely a start. You'll get there eventually, champ. I've no doubt of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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tobeunmade, 2012-10-08 09:36 am UTC

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tobeunmade, 2012-10-08 09:41 am UTC

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tobeunmade, 2012-10-08 09:48 am UTC

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tobeunmade, 2012-10-08 09:52 am UTC

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tobeunmade, 2012-10-08 10:08 am UTC

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	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Make an effort? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:30 am UTC (link)
	Be a human being. Put some emotion into things. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 03:42 am UTC (link)
	I put emotion into plenty of things. What would you know about it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 03:44 am UTC (link)
	Nothing, obviously. It was just a suggestion. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 04:21 am UTC (link)
	That's right. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likeyourwheels 2012-10-08 04:33 am UTC (link)
	Maybe try not being so touchy when someone is just attempting to hand out advice. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	tonystarks 2012-10-08 05:30 pm UTC (link)
	Maybe you should be more careful if you're going to go around giving advice on things that aren't really your area of expertise. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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