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Tony Stark is 50% great hair, 50% daddy issues. (tonystarks) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-06-18 22:41:00

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bruce banner, darcy lewis, natasha romanoff (mcu), nikola tesla, rachel summers, tony stark

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I hope this isn't a source of great inconvenience for anyone, but I'm afraid I have a bit of a favor to ask.

Please refrain from mentioning me, my whereabouts, my presence, my identity, or even my name to (or in front of) anyone from who has recently appeared in town and appears to be from the 1940s. While I obviously couldn't prohibit any of you from conversing with them entirely, ~~though I might like to,~~ the possibility of a universe-ending paradox developing should any of these time travelers prematurely learn of my existence is of great concern to me. In the event that they retain any knowledge acquired here when they return to their own time, obviously, a very serious situation could develop.

This is particularly pertinent should anyone encounter a scientist named Howard. He's very opportunistic, exactly the sort who might accidentally steal industry secrets.

All the best,
Tony Stark

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Bruce Banner.

tonystarks
2012-06-19 05:09 am UTC (link)

I'm sorry, you're absolutely right, of course. I never meant to insult your intelligence. It just seemed... simpler. Why don't you let me make it up to you? We could take a nice trip out of town for a week or so, starting immediately. My treat! We could dine at nice restaurants, take relaxing jaunts along the beach (or whatever sort of terrain is present wherever it is we're going,) leave our phones at home, and assume new identities. Wouldn't that be fun?

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	Tony Stark smashes 2012-06-20 04:47 am UTC (link)
	~~I never thought I would say it, but I miss you being yourself.~~ Tony, you wouldn't happen to be trying to use your attempt at an apology as an excuse to get out of the city to avoid Howard, by any chance, would you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bruce Banner. tonystarks 2012-06-20 05:05 am UTC (link)
	That accusation is outrageous. But essentially accurate. The offer is still on the table, by the way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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