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Tweak says, "SENORA PSYCHO IS DEAD!"

agent natasha romanoff used to be russian (sortofrussian) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2012-05-31 19:44:00

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canton everett delaware iii, claire winchester, darcy lewis, kitty pryde, natasha romanoff (mcu), roy harper, tony stark

[Filtered to: The Avengers, Peter Parker, Darcy Lewis, Canton Delaware, Kitty Pryde, Roy Harper, Parker, Sif, Bucky Barnes, Molly Suresh, and Claire Winchester.]

This is a quick update on Clint. I started to text you all but I would have been doing it forever.

Thanks to Claire's blood, he's mostly healed. As far as the serious injuries go, his eyes have grown back but he can't see yet. Claire is confident that he will regain his sight, it's just a matter of time. He has, however, lost his hand.

Considering what he's been through, he's in reasonably good spirits. Although if I hear another eye or hand pun I might go crazy.

He can have visitors but I'm laying down some ground rules:

1) Two people at a time.
2) Warn him before you touch him.
3) No alcohol. This means you, Tony.
4) No apologising for not being able to help - Clint insists that there was nothing you could've done, and he's an adult who is living with the consequences of his actions. He's also asked me to punch anyone in the face if you try it.
5) Don't be an idiot or I will throw you out.

Bruce, we both want to know that you're okay. Can you check in when you see this?

Can someone please bring us both a change of clothes, something to eat, my spare gun and extra gun clip - they're in my nightstand - and a laptop?

Clint would also like his throwing knives, but I'm vetoing that until I'm sure he isn't going to use them on visitors.

[Private to Claire Winchester]

Thank you. There aren't words to express how thankful I am - and Clint is - for what you've done for him.

If there's anything I can ever do to repay you, let me know.

[Private to Charles Xavier and Erik Lehnsherr]

Apologies for not being able to make it into work today. There's been a family emergency, that I'm sure you are at least mildly aware of.

I should hopefully be back on Monday.

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	First Filter. sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks, Canton. [Canton] At some point I want to have a word with you about Moriarty. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Natasha. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	I have been trying to figure out the best way to deal with him. Obviously death isn't going to stick. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Canton sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:49 pm UTC (link)
	Obviously. I would suggest freezing him in ice or something to keep him in a state of suspended animation, but I'm not sure how well that would work either. I don't know much about him beyond the stories. I presume he has a file I could see? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Natasha. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	It's rather sparse. Even with the Boss's knowledge, there wasn't much to put together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Canton sortofrussian 2012-05-31 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Can I see it anyway? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Natasha. likeyourwheels 2012-05-31 09:10 pm UTC (link)
	I will bring it with me. I'm gonna put it inside a book, though. No need for Barton to feel any need to jump in, at least until we've sorted out the finer details. ~~And he's sorted out~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Canton sortofrussian 2012-05-31 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	Old fashioned spy games. Fun. Don't worry, I'm going to keep him as far away from this as possible until I think he's ready to deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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