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Captain Jack Harkness ([info]timeaftertime) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2012-05-25 03:26:00

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Current mood: awake
Entry tags:barbara gordon, jack harkness, martha smith-jones, rose tyler


1. Using only your elbow, type your name. Attaching a keyboard first because no way it's happening on a PDA...

cvazptsazin jascvk hasrknerss

2. Where do you work? That's a bit up in the air right now. Back home, I work at my workplace!

3. What would you do if a blind guy/girl started hitting on you? If they were hot and/or interesting, hit on them right back. But really, started? Have you talked to me? I'm usually the one who starts the flirting!

4. Ever been in a fight? Why? Pleeenty of times, for the various reasons that people get into fights.

5. Do you ever get in trouble for things you didn't do? Yeah.

6. How would you react if you found out your best friend was gay? I'd be surprised I had to "find out" someone was gay, but in the case of my actual best friend, I know for a fact she isn't. In a hypothetical "gosh I didn't know" sense, it's not exactly a big deal to me.

7. How would you react if you found out your best friend was involved with your significant other? Must be an alternate universe if I have to "find out" because Ianto and I would talk about these things before they happen. Anyway, that'd be hot.

8. If you could speak any three languages, what would they be? Assuming three we don't already speak? Welsh, Gallifreyan, and I'm failing to come up with a third right now.

9. If you could have a different name, what would it be? I chose this name, so I'm keeping it.

10. Do you know anyone with the same name as you? Uh, yeah. You could say that.

11. What country would you most want to visit? Why limit visiting to countries? There's a whole universe out there. (More than one, but you get what I mean!)

12. What do you do when you're bored? Think about sex. Shocking, right?

13. Do you find piercings attractive? Are these piercings in isolation? Only if they're on a person and depending on how they look at that person.

14. Do you find tattoos attractive? See above!

15. Are you or have you ever been addicted to anything? I'm not addicted to anything.

16. Do you consider yourself to be more active or lazy? Active!

17. When is the last time you ran? Why? I ran just to run.

18. What is the point of life? Be alive?

19. Who was the last person to make you laugh? Ianto.

20. Have you ever had a prank go wrong? Yes.

21. Have you ever tried to outrun a bus? Yes, among other vehicles.

22. Are you cocky? Oh yeah.

23. If you jumped out your bedroom window right now, would you get injured? Yeah, the bushes would scrape me up.

24. What's the stupidest thing you've done? Not sharing.

25. Do you want to try sky diving? I've done it. I highly recommend a parachute.

26. Do you want to try bungee jumping? Also done it.

27. Have you ever talked back to an authority figure? Regularly. Back home, I have scheduled "chew out the prime minister" sessions. But not the queen!

28. What's one word you would use to describe yourself? Hot.

29. What's one word you would use to describe your friends? Hot. Wait, I should give them a different word. Fantastic!

30. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack? The Doctor, because he'd bring his entire residence!

31. Is anyone on your bad side now? Who? Anyone who's on my bad side either knows it already or doesn't need to find out by reading it here.

32. What do you think is at the end of a rainbow? Depends on the rainbow.

33. Would you save a child if it meant possibly being killed yourself? Yes.

34. Would you save an adult if it meant possibly being killed yourself? Yes.

35. Are you taking college classes right now? If not, are you planning to? No and no.

36. What do you have planned for the weekend? [CENSORED] Oh, and bake samples for the cafe!

37. How would you react if you woke up as someone of the opposite sex? Did that last week; was glad I at least wasn't a kid any more; laughed. And got tarted up for the hell of it.

38. When you look in a mirror just after waking up, what thought runs through your head? "I'm awake" I guess?

39. Can you lick your elbow? I haven't tried, but maybe I should!

40. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever licked? [CENSORED]

41. Have you ever been attacked by a dog? Yes.

42. What do you think of weddings? I loved mine, but in general, a lot of weddings are ridiculous and involve so much poor decision making. But again, I loved mine. They were very romantic!

43. Would you keep your last name if you got married? I've done that.

44. Have you ever dated someone knowing that you weren’t suited for one another? If you mean not suited for long term, yeah, but if you mean not suited to sleep together, no.

45. Have you ever had a 'kick me' sign stuck to your back and didn't know? I don't know!

46. Has anyone ever grabbed your ass? Of course! Who wouldn't?

47. Did you ever ask your parents for a pony when you were little? No.

48. Is there anything you regret? Yes.

49. Are you purposefully irritating? Why? I can be strategically irritating, distraction or provocation.

50. What irritates you most? Irritation.

51. Ever lost anything down the toilet? What? I can't think of anything.

52. If you were walking down a street and somebody sprayed you with water, what would you do? Depends on the time, place, whether I'm alone or not, and who did the spraying. There are so many different reasons someone might do that! Do they recognize how attractive I am? Are they trying to do a "down, boy!" hosing off?

53. Have you had any broken bones? Yes, probably all of them.

54. Have you ever crawled through somebody else’s window? Why? Yes, to sneak in. For sneaking in related reasons.

55. Would you survive in prison? Done that.

56. Have you ever had someone pull a chair out from under you as you were sitting down? No, but I've seen it in movies and on TV.

57. Do things like that amuse you when they happen to other people? Depends on the reason for it. If it's a mutual pranking type of deal, it's funny! If it's someone being a jerk to someone they don't like, it isn't funny.

58. Did you know that Twinkle Twinkle Little Star and The Alphabet Song have the same tune and rhyme scheme? So does "Baa-Baa Black Sleep."

59. Did you just sing them to make sure? Nope, because I knew! Now if you're reading this, did you sing "Baa-Baa Black Sheep" to make sure?

60. Do you get your hair cut often? Trimmed, yeah.

61. Would you wear a boyfriend or girlfriend's clothes? I'm guessing this was written from a heterocentric point of view that assumes you'd be crossdressing if you wear your significant other's clothing, so I declare this question prejudiced!

62. Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle? Yes, lots of kinds!

63. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? No. Look at the decade and the fact that I'm not punk.

64. What jewelry are you wearing? Just a wedding ring. I don't really do jewelry.

65. Do you wear perfume or cologne? If so, what kind? No! Why would I ruin my scent?

66. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? Depends on if I get distracted along the way, like with [CENSORED]

67. In your opinion, what is the best lollipop flavor? Classic cherry.

68. Who would you call first if you won the lottery? Myself for a reality check! I don't play the lottery.

69. If you could make anyone disappear, who would it be? Harold Saxon.

70. When is the last time you showered? After I [CENSORED]

71. If you didn’t shower for three days, do you think you would smell? Only if I got dirtied up by something smelly. My natural scent is always amazing!

72. Would you rather have a pet ostrich or a pet sheep? Already done the ostrich-like thing for practical uses, and a pet sheep? What am I, Welsh?

73. Do fish make good pets? No.

74. Do you have any weird phobias? No, very justifiable ones. Wait, phobias by definition aren't... oh nevermind.

75. What are you dreading right now? I'm not dreading something right now.

76. Are you a happy person? Yes!

77. What do you do when you're sad? Mope.

78. Do you swear often? [CENSORED]

79. Do you return a cart at the grocery store? Yes, and so should you, or else it's trolleys gone wild!

80. Do you sing like no-one is watching/listening? I sing like they are because I have a great voice!



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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-26 01:47 am UTC (link)
Yep, it's an offer!

You're obviously lonely, I obviously give great hugs-- let's do something about it.

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-26 02:20 am UTC (link)
I'll take you up on it, only because you're right, and I don't really get hugs.

And I am lonely. Thank you.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-26 07:41 am UTC (link)
You're welcome.

We'll have to work on that. Maybe you should meet my awesome best friend and my awesome husband. (They're awesome)

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-26 05:35 pm UTC (link)
I suppose it doesn't help when I spend all my time indoors. Well I suppose I wouldn't mind meeting new people if they're awesome.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-26 09:55 pm UTC (link)
You can spend your time indoors with other people, if you're just not an outdoors kinda gal.

I know many awesome people!

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-26 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Oh can I? Most of the time I feel like I should go be a hermit. That might be nice. I can ignore people that way.

All right then.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-26 11:11 pm UTC (link)
As a former member of the not-really-existent "Hermits United," I gotta say, you're pretty enough to be one!

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-26 11:26 pm UTC (link)
Why thank you. I didn't know hermits had to be pretty in order to be one, but I'm flattered. I can't imagine you being a hermit though.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-27 02:10 am UTC (link)
To be honest, I was only a hermit for the space of a few sentences while the Doctor lied his cute ass off. We were three very pretty but very temporary hermits!

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-27 02:23 am UTC (link)
I see, well perhaps you have the pretty thing wrong, because I'm quite the hermit. I've been one since I got here.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-27 06:03 am UTC (link)
But doesn't that prove it? Pretty, hermit. Do you know any unattractive hermits?

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-27 06:08 am UTC (link)
Actually, I'm quite sure that most hermits are old men with big scraggly beards and a bad dental plan.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-27 06:11 am UTC (link)
But have you MET these alleged hermits?

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-27 06:15 am UTC (link)
No, they're hermits, Jack.

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-27 06:17 am UTC (link)
Then we go with my theory until some old hermit proves otherwise!

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-27 06:25 am UTC (link)
I'm not going to win this argument, am I?

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[info]timeaftertime
2012-05-27 06:28 am UTC (link)
Nope! Accept your defeat. And then meet some pretty, pretty awesome people.

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[info]usedtobe
2012-05-27 06:30 am UTC (link)
Fine, I will but only if I get to the first not-pretty, pretty awesome hermit. Non-negotiable. I'll come meet your friends.

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