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alaric saltzman makes the best toys (likevanhelsing) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-12 14:59:00

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alaric saltzman, bonnie bennett, caroline salvatore, damon salvatore, elena gilbert, jenna sommers, jeremy gilbert

Is?

Elena?

What the heck's going on? I know it's a Saturday, but unexpected trips are still a bad idea. ~~I swear I'm the only adult in this family.~~

( OOC: Say hello to AU Alaric. Isobel kept Elena, and still went to Duke and married Ric. Ric adopted Elena and they've been a happy family for a while now. He has no idea about vampires or anything like that, beyond Isobel's research and he's never been to Mystic Falls. )

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	(Caroline) im_a_witch 2011-11-12 09:18 pm UTC (link)
	I'm me, and not some random crazy alternate version of me that's Klaus' concubine or equally as insane. This is giving me a migraine. A really big migraine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Bonnie ) rubber 2011-11-12 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Eww. That's just wrong. Anyway, I'm me...and not..I don't even know...my parents' vampire-slaying protege or something. Me too. Retail therapy? There's a shoe sale going on at the mall. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	(Caroline) im_a_witch 2011-11-12 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	You'd put Buffy to shame. Please. I think I need a little distraction from this. This is just...insane. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Bonnie ) rubber 2011-11-12 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	I totally would. You'd be my Willow. Does that make Damon Angel or Spike? Okay...we're doing a Buffy marathon tonight. Okay. I need to take Jere some blood, and then we can go. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

(Caroline)

im_a_witch
2011-11-13 01:23 am UTC (link)

Damon's totally Spike. He doesn't wallow in self-pity enough to be Angel. Stefan is Angel. Ric is Giles. Tyler can be a hotter, not so brainy Oz. Jere and Matt can share being Xander, Elena can be Dawn since she probably has people after just as much as she did during the whole Key and yeah...Buffy marathon. This conversation kind of calls for it.

Alright. I really hope this doesn't last for too long.

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( Bonnie )

rubber
2011-11-13 02:04 am UTC (link)

You're totally right. Like Damon's always low-level bad, but he's trying. Stefan's either really good and mopey or really bad. And Ric is like hot Giles. And that makes Jenna Mrs. Summers, because she and Giles were totally doing it. You're Willow. And Matt's Xander. And Matt's hypothetical future girlfriend is Anya. Because she'll probably be awful. And Tyler is Oz, and Jules is that werewolf girl Oz hooked up with in the comics. And Jeremy is Tara...he even died that one time. He's like the storyline they were going to do where Tara came back. And really...that makes Elena Cordelia. Because she hooks up with Angel and has great hair. But Dawn's more fitting because she needs lots of saving and doesn't take advantage of her great hair.

And Katherine is Faith. Because she's all cleavagey and sometimes evil.

I really hope so. If Damon is affected by this, can we light things on fire?

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	(Caroline) im_a_witch 2011-11-14 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Anya wasn't that bad, Caroline. Lexi is Cordelia. Because she's flawless and Stefan's kind of her bitch. Yes. And blow things up, too. I know a spell for that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Bonnie ) rubber 2011-11-14 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I know. I'm just saying I'm going to hate Matt's girlfriend. I'm moved on. I'm happy. But I'm still going to be catty. I earned it. ...I said pretty much exactly that to Damon. I can show you the text to prove it. There. I forwarded it to your PDA. You're amazing. But, luckily, no fire or blowing up needed. He's fine. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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