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alaric saltzman makes the best toys (likevanhelsing) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-12 14:59:00

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alaric saltzman, bonnie bennett, caroline salvatore, damon salvatore, elena gilbert, jenna sommers, jeremy gilbert

Is?

Elena?

What the heck's going on? I know it's a Saturday, but unexpected trips are still a bad idea. ~~I swear I'm the only adult in this family.~~

( OOC: Say hello to AU Alaric. Isobel kept Elena, and still went to Duke and married Ric. Ric adopted Elena and they've been a happy family for a while now. He has no idea about vampires or anything like that, beyond Isobel's research and he's never been to Mystic Falls. )

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	ilooklikeher 2011-11-12 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Who is Jenna? And who are you? How does everyone know my name? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-11-12 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Jenna? Jenna Saltzman? Ric's wife? Your aunt? Uh...we're best friends. You, me and Bonnie. Like the three Musketeers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-12 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Ric's wife is my mother Isobel. I don't know what you're talking about. Sorry, maybe you have me confused with someone else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-11-12 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	Uh...he was married to her. Yeah. And then she ran off and became a vampire. Which I'm pretty sure is sort of like divorce. No. You're Elena Gilbert. I've known you since preschool. Since before that even. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-12 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	A vampire? Are you crazy? My name is Elena Saltzman and I really don't know who any of you are, but this is freaking me out. My dad would never cheat on my mom, especially with some skank named "Jenna". (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-11-12 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	No. Wait...you don't know about vampires? Seriously? Okay. Sorry. My mistake. I guess I'll just leave you alone. And don't call Aunt Jenna a skank! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-12 09:20 pm UTC (link)
	Is this a joke? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-11-12 09:33 pm UTC (link)
	No, Elena. It's not a joke. But I don't feel like fighting with you. So I'm just going to pretend you're right and go shopping with Bonnie. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	thecoolaunt 2011-11-13 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Skank? Really? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Who the hell are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecoolaunt 2011-11-13 05:38 am UTC (link)
	Your Aunt. Jenna. Sister of Miranda Sommers-Gilbert, who was the wife of Grayson Gilbert, the brother of your biological father, John Gilbert. They adopted you at birth. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 05:40 am UTC (link)
	I've never heard of those people, or you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecoolaunt 2011-11-13 05:42 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's unfortunate for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
	Why? I'm perfectly happy with my mother and dad. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecoolaunt 2011-11-13 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Well, granted, I can't say you're not better off for not knowing John. He's kind of a dick at the best of times and a total ass hat at the worst. But it's unfortunate that you don't remember your parents because they loved you enough to give up their lives for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 05:51 am UTC (link)
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	thecoolaunt 2011-11-13 05:56 am UTC (link)
	... I'm sorry, kiddo. That was low. You</s>'re not you and you</s> didn't deserve that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Just all these people are telling me about a life that's not mine. And then you say in that life, my parents are dead? I don't want to be that sad tragic person. I'm sorry I called you a skank but please don't let my dad cheat with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thecoolaunt 2011-11-13 06:03 am UTC (link)
	You're not tragic, sweetheart. You're strong. You're the strongest person I know. Oh, don't worry. I don't think that'll be happening. Your dad is not my husband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 06:04 am UTC (link)
	How is this possible? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

thecoolaunt
2011-11-13 06:08 am UTC (link)

The tl;dr version? We've been here for months. Maybe close to a year even. It's hard to keep track of time here all the time. Every so often the guy in charge, Asaph, likes to fuck with us. This time, it seems like he's making some of us alternate versions.

You're from a place where Isobel raised you, married Ric, and lived happily ever after. Normally? That's not how things are.

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	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Because the other me's life is a big tragedy, I get it. Why would I want to go back? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	likevanhelsing 2011-11-13 06:32 am UTC (link)
	Hey. I would never cheat on your mom. Okay, sweetheart? You know that, right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ilooklikeher 2011-11-13 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Yes, I know...this is just all really weird. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	likevanhelsing 2011-11-13 06:39 am UTC (link)
	It is. Really weird. I'm sure the Gilbert were good people. But you're my daughter in all the ways that count. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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