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alaric saltzman makes the best toys ([info]likevanhelsing) wrote in [info]colligo_network,
@ 2011-11-12 14:59:00

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Entry tags:alaric saltzman, bonnie bennett, caroline salvatore, damon salvatore, elena gilbert, jenna sommers, jeremy gilbert

Is?

Elena?

What the heck's going on? I know it's a Saturday, but unexpected trips are still a bad idea. I swear I'm the only adult in this family.

( OOC: Say hello to AU Alaric. Isobel kept Elena, and still went to Duke and married Ric. Ric adopted Elena and they've been a happy family for a while now. He has no idea about vampires or anything like that, beyond Isobel's research and he's never been to Mystic Falls. )


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[info]ilooklikeher
2011-11-12 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Who are you?

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 08:25 pm UTC (link)
Funny, Elena. If Damon is behind this you can tell him to stop now. I need to feed and my stash isn't here.

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[info]ilooklikeher
2011-11-12 08:30 pm UTC (link)
I don't know you. And what are you talking about? Who is Damon?

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Elena, I'm your brother. And Damon your boyfriend's brother and also a douch-nozzle.

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[info]ilooklikeher
2011-11-12 08:38 pm UTC (link)
I don't have a brother. Or a boyfriend.

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 08:42 pm UTC (link)
Elena, did you hit your head?

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[info]ilooklikeher
2011-11-12 08:58 pm UTC (link)
no?

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 09:08 pm UTC (link)
Then what's wrong with you?

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[info]ilooklikeher
2011-11-12 09:10 pm UTC (link)
What's wrong with you? I don't even know you.

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[info]rubber
2011-11-12 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Hey! Don't call my boyfriend a douchnozzle!

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 08:43 pm UTC (link)
Caroline, did you hit your head too?

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[info]rubber
2011-11-12 08:59 pm UTC (link)
Uh...no. It's not like it's any secret that Damon and I are dating. We have been for like...six months. If you haven't figured that out since you got here, you've been really unobservant.

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 09:11 pm UTC (link)
Uh no, Care, you're not dating Damon. You're not dating anyone right now.

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[info]rubber
2011-11-12 09:14 pm UTC (link)
Okay, between you and me, who has a better idea of who I'm dating? Me? Or you?

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-12 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Considering you're like my best friend, I'd say both of us.

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[info]rubber
2011-11-12 09:23 pm UTC (link)
Okay. I have a headache now Well, I'm dating Damon. I have been since April. Here. Okay. I'm going to show you my explanation post.

Read this. Yes, it's a little TL;DR, but it'll help. Apparently we're a little AU from each other right now.

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[info]thecoolaunt
2011-11-13 05:39 am UTC (link)
Feed?

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[info]savedbythering
2011-11-13 05:44 am UTC (link)
Jenna...shit...yeah, there's no food in this apartment and I'm starving.

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[info]thecoolaunt
2011-11-13 05:49 am UTC (link)
Yeah, not buying it, Jeremy.

Spill.

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Aunt Jenna
[info]savedbythering
2011-11-13 05:55 am UTC (link)
You have to promise you won't freak out, ok?

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Jer
[info]thecoolaunt
2011-11-13 06:00 am UTC (link)
Just say it already, kiddo. My husband thinks he's married to his bitch vampire ex and your sister doesn't remember her family. Today really can't get any worse.

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Jenna
[info]savedbythering
2011-11-13 06:05 am UTC (link)
Husband? But you and Ric aren't married.

Fine. I'm a vampire.

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Jer
[info]thecoolaunt
2011-11-13 06:12 am UTC (link)
We got married about a month and a half ago, actually. He doesn't remember it right now, but I've got the ring and a drunken certificate to prove it.

Okay. Are you a good vampire, or a bad vampire? And you'd better answer truthfully, Jeremy Gilbert, or I will vervain the shit out of you.

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Jenna
[info]savedbythering
2011-11-13 06:17 am UTC (link)
I'm good. I swear. We had...I had help when I first turned.

You're not freaking out as much as I thought you would, but if you know about Isobel then I guess that would explain why.

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Jer
[info]thecoolaunt
2011-11-13 07:09 am UTC (link)
We had? Explain, please.

I've been here a long time, Jer. I had the vampire bomb dropped on me a long time ago.

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Jenna - [info]savedbythering, 2011-11-13 07:23 am UTC
Jer - [info]thecoolaunt, 2011-11-13 07:28 am UTC
Jenna - [info]savedbythering, 2011-11-13 07:35 am UTC

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