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parker succeeds by stealing the success of others (inafivepoundbag) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-10-25 01:22:00

Entry tags:

alec hardison, arya stark, damon salvatore, eames, parker, roy harper, ruby

Dear Morgan Freeman,

I like you. I do. I think you're awesome and I stick up for you. I even don't steal ~~too many~~ things from the library because it's your stuff and I don't want to steal from you.

But turning stuff into gold only when I'm touching it? That's just MEAN and now I'm mad at you. And payback is never cheap.

You've been warned. So have your plucky knights.

♥ Parker

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	wedoitmyway 2011-10-25 05:28 am UTC (link)
	...I have this sudden urge to start calling you Queen Parker Midas. Or something like that. But I think I'll refrain. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Good. Because if you did, I'd have to call you the Easter Ruby Bunny. And that would just be weird. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	itsnotinme 2011-10-25 05:43 am UTC (link)
	Maybe if you hug it really tight for a really long time, it'll rub off. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 05:44 am UTC (link)
	I tried that. I even tried poking people, but it always wears off again. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2011-10-25 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's just no good. How in the world are you supposed to pawn stuff for cash if the gold vanishes the second you hand it over? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 05:53 am UTC (link)
	EXACTLY! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2011-10-25 05:56 am UTC (link)
	Is there a delay? Do you think you could convince the pawn broker to pay you first and then take the item? You run fast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	Nope. No delay. And pawn brokers make you put down the item so they can look at it while you sign papers and stuff. I know. I already tried. Twice. Stupid untrusting pawn brokers ruining a good scam. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2011-10-26 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Well. I know you don't like me cheating. But I could always compel them not to make you put it down until you've got money in hand? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-27 10:12 pm UTC (link)
	Thanks but no. No cheating. It's wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	redarrow_harper 2011-10-25 05:59 am UTC (link)
	At least you don't have flowers growing on everything you touch. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Ouch. That would suck. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	whatdowesay 2011-10-25 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Who is Morgan Freeman? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	That's what I call the guy that brought all of us here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatdowesay 2011-10-26 03:19 am UTC (link)
	...You know who he is? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-26 03:22 am UTC (link)
	Yep. He introduced himself a while back to people who were here. He's awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatdowesay 2011-10-26 03:24 am UTC (link)
	But he trapped us here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-27 10:13 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah but I like it here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatdowesay 2011-10-28 05:17 am UTC (link)
	...You do? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-30 05:06 am UTC (link)
	Yep! This place is great! There's really cool people here and the knights that guard the books in the library are lots of fun and, best of all, there's always something to keep you busy. Sure it can suck sometimes but so can things back home, so that's no biggie, really. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	whatdowesay 2011-10-30 06:52 am UTC (link)
	But it's not home. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dream_bigger 2011-10-25 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that is shitty. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-25 10:47 pm UTC (link)
	I KNOW! It sucks. It really sucks. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-26 06:09 pm UTC (link)
	He's not answering, is he? I can change the channel, and navigate web pages with my mind. The bad thing is... It happens every time I blink. Do you know how many times I had to retype this message before I managed to do it without blinking? I lost count. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	inafivepoundbag 2011-10-27 10:14 pm UTC (link)
	No, he's not. But that's ok. He doesn't always answer. I know he read it though, so he got the memo. ... ok, I take it back. My power isn't great but yours sucks. It should be over soon though. I hope. Maybe. Most likely. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	i_haveatell 2011-10-27 10:21 pm UTC (link)
	I can't watch TV. Or listen t o the radio. On a scale of one to all hell breaks loose, how bad would it be if I called in sick at the casin o? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

inafivepoundbag
2011-10-30 05:08 am UTC (link)

Don't worry about work. I'll talk to Crowley. Just try to... I don't know. Practice not blinking for extended periods of time. Oh! Or read. You can read, right? Actual books, I mean. Because I have lots of those. They're all about people here in the city but you can still borrow them. Just don't take them back into the library. The guards will squish you, if you do.

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	i_haveatell 2011-10-30 02:48 pm UTC (link)
	Actual books, yes. Kindle, no. (Reply to this) (Parent)