InsaneJournal

So let me make sure I've got this straight. I'm stuck in some city that's not on Earth that I can't leave, the welcoming committee consists of two overgrown pieces of walking metal that do not understand personal space whatsoever who hand out a crappy PDA with a map of the city that looks like it was drawn by a five year old suffering from the DTs, and the people I've met so far on the streets are torn between helping me out and turning into mindless zombies who act about half a step away from muttering 'Braaaaaains' before rambling away in search of the next person to freak the hell out?

You know, when I was told I had a different path to follow and it was time to move on? This is not what I had in mind.