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Tweak says, "Don't Be So Scared."

Cordelia Chase takes crap from no one. (thisismyofframp) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-09-15 08:15:00

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caroline salvatore, cordelia chase, faith lehane, lexi branson, lyle bennet, spike

So let me make sure I've got this straight. I'm stuck in some city that's not on Earth that I can't leave, the welcoming committee consists of two overgrown pieces of walking metal that do not understand personal space whatsoever who hand out a crappy PDA with a map of the city that looks like it was drawn by a five year old suffering from the DTs, and the people I've met so far on the streets are torn between helping me out and turning into mindless zombies who act about half a step away from muttering 'Braaaaaains' before rambling away in search of the next person to freak the hell out?

You know, when I was told I had a different path to follow and it was time to move on? This is not what I had in mind.

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notlarry
2011-09-16 08:55 pm UTC (link)

The ones here are reasonable enough even rather nice, and I think even some of the rudest ones would have least give me a fifteen second headstart. Not that it would make much of a difference since I'm pretty damn slow anyways. Oh, and that whole vamp superspeed thing. That would probably have an impact, too.

And. Yeah. It's not like they happen every day, but it's stuff like that, you know. Aliens, vampires, werewolves, randoms bouts of truthfulness, everyone suddenly switching genders. Half of it godawful and the rest jarring but altogether harmless.

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	thisismyofframp 2011-09-17 07:02 pm UTC (link)
	You haven't come up against any vampires that pose a real threat to you before, have you? No, no, the crazy I'm used to. It was the teatime thing that threw me. Because, well, hello. American. Not exactly known for sitting down at a designated time and drinking tea, here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	notlarry 2011-09-17 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Not really. I come from a superhero reality, not a supernatural one. Ah. Yeah. That. It just seemed like the most proper timetable to go along with alien invasions? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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