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Tweak says, "I haz a flavor."

Miles Matheson [Revolution] (butiwaswrong) wrote in colligo_network,
@ 2011-07-29 19:02:00

Entry tags:

caroline salvatore, castiel (end!verse), damon salvatore, dean winchester (end!verse), parker

Sammy. Sammy, I swear to God, Dad's going to flip if he finds out you ran off. Again.

FML.

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	butiwaswrong 2011-07-29 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	The hell? Amanda. That's not even funny. You want to break up with me, that's fine Don't be a bitch about it. I'm already worked up about Sam. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-07-29 11:20 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not Amanda. Seriously, just read the link that guy gave you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-29 11:26 pm UTC (link)
	Who or what the hell are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-07-29 11:51 pm UTC (link)
	My name is Caroline Forbes. I'm seventeen years old, and I'm from Mystic Falls, Virginia. Also I'm a vampire, but I don't eat people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
	You know what's the best way to kill a vamp? Cut the head off. Yeah, none of that wooden stake in the heart crap. You gotta take the head clean off. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	rubber 2011-07-30 12:48 am UTC (link)
	And somehow there's still a whole lot more ways to kill a human. But I don't do that. Because it's wrong. I drink bagged blood. The clinic donates it. So are you done posturing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-30 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I'm a little wigged out, here. Give me a minute. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	itsnotinme 2011-07-29 11:22 pm UTC (link)
	She's not Amanda. Also, she's a wee bit attached. Sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Damon ) rubber 2011-07-29 11:24 pm UTC (link)
	You know, Mister Salvatore, that almost sounded possessive. It's kind of cute. So...want to help me watch my tiny roommate? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Caroline.

itsnotinme
2011-07-29 11:28 pm UTC (link)

It was, just a bit.

And I'm glad you think it was cute and not psychotic.

I think your tiny roommate can take care of herself. Molly's a smart one, and I wouldn't think being small would change that. My teenager roommates, on the other hand, are likely to get themselves into quite a bit of trouble without reasonably-adult supervision.

I mean, Jenna was actually being nice to John. Like, willingly. Without him having to save her from a psychotic vampire. That can't end well.

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( Damon )

rubber
2011-07-29 11:55 pm UTC (link)

It really was.

You get graded on a curve. You can be much more psychotic than that. I mean that in a nice way, sweetie.

My tiny roommate is eleven. I'm not leaving her to her own devices. Your roommates are in their teens and twenties. I'm sure they'll be all right. Or they'll get arrested. Even odds.

They used to get along really well when Elena and I were kids. Then they didn't any more.

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	Caroline. itsnotinme 2011-07-30 12:00 am UTC (link)
	I'm betting on arrested. At least we have enough money for bail. And that happens. All it takes is one really bad screw up to destroy someone's trust in you. And, well, John is an ass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

( Damon )

rubber
2011-07-30 12:18 am UTC (link)

I was thinking about cooking dinner and doing board game night with Molly. Do you want to come?

Sigh. We're the responsible adults who have board game night and bail the crazy kids out of jail. When did that happen?

But they're getting past it. That's what matters.

You can crash here if you don't want to spend your time on the set of Dawson's Creek. I admit, I have ulterior motives in that I want to spend time with you.

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	Caroline. itsnotinme 2011-07-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Somewhere between Jenna corrupting Ric, and everyone turning into midgets? And I shall definitely take you up on that offer. Ric and Jenna will probably need the spare room, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Damon ) rubber 2011-07-30 12:43 am UTC (link)
	Probably. Just bring alcohol? For when Molly's asleep? Yeah. I don't think Isobel wants her boyfriend sharing a room with Jenna. Thank you, by the way. It's really sweet of you to defend me with teen-Dean. Just don't kill him or Parker will pout. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Caroline. itsnotinme 2011-07-30 12:50 am UTC (link)
	I'm not going to kill him. Just the threat of it is usually enough. And I'm sure I can snag a bottle without too much trouble. Any particular preference? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	( Damon ) rubber 2011-07-30 12:56 am UTC (link)
	Good. Because when he's regular him, he's a pretty decent guy. Just whatever you want to bring. Not tequila though. You know Jenna wants to steal that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Caroline. itsnotinme 2011-07-30 01:02 am UTC (link)
	Ric's brandy it is, then. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-29 11:27 pm UTC (link)
	She fucking looks like Amanda. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2011-07-29 11:29 pm UTC (link)
	Doesn't mean much around here, buddy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-30 12:36 am UTC (link)
	Yeah? Who the hell are you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2011-07-30 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Damon Salvatore aka, the man who's going to take off your head if you even contemplate laying a finger on her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-30 02:14 am UTC (link)
	I just made a statement, man. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itsnotinme 2011-07-30 02:17 am UTC (link)
	And so did I. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	butiwaswrong 2011-07-30 02:56 am UTC (link)
	We done here? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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