Chaos Precip

Ms. Na,

I asked around the Org and you came highly recommended as someone who can draft incredibly binding contracts. I happen to need one of those. I'm adopting a girl and I'm not exactly sure how to reassure her that i'm not going away and that she's not going to get set aside. I figure that one of your contracts for the adoption may be a good start. If you have the time could we meet up?

Thanks for the time,
Batou

The letter looks battered, the once cream envelope smudged and creased, evidence of many stops along the way. The outside simply reads 'TJ of the Organization'

Ms. TJ,

I'm very sorry to be contacting you without a formal introduction, but my partner Cloak mentioned you to me. He smiled when he spoke of you, which is a high recommendation as to your good nature. I do not want to impose upon you but I do find myself in need of a healer with a good nature, as the town we have been resting in has gotten...darker than I care for.

The town we are staying in is called 'Hope' in Arkansas, but it's rather far from the truth I think. Many of the better people we met upon our arrival are no longer alive, or in residence, and that does not set me at ease. It may seem paranoid but I'm not entirely trustful of the healers here. If it is not too much trouble would you mind if Cloak and I came to meet you?

I look forward to your reply,
Dagger

Dear Muffin,

Enclosed please find four frozen Olia, one Katzu, and a Human. Also two very unhappy badger-bears who got stuck in various frozen people. I wasn't sure if I could kill them without hurting the frozen folks.

Love,
Deadpool

Dear Ms. Larxene,

He's really worried about hurting the people. I'm trying to encourage that. Please send more blankets, he used all of them to wrap the people and we're up in the mountains.

Bob

Dear Aya,

I hope that this message finds you in good health and fair circumstances. We have not met, but I am aware of your existence, as I'm certain you're aware of mine, for we work towards a common purpose.

Lately there have been reports of odd and violent occurrences in your region of the country. I am writing to confirm them and to offer my assistance as an Org Dark Master, should you require it. Making my way to Eugene in short order is not a problem, and I only await your word before taking action.

Regards,

L Lawliet