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Tweak says, "Slap that monkey butt"

ᴄᴘᴛ. ᴘᴇɢɢʏ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ (anewhero) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2025-05-26 10:32:00

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!game plot: renaissance faire, buffy the vampire slayer: buffy summers, dracula untold: vlad tepes, hawaii 5-0: steve mcgarrett, iwtv: louis de pointe du lac, marvel: julio richter (comics), marvel: karen page (mcu), marvel: peggy carter (what if), marvel: pepper potts-stark (mcu), marvel: steve rogers (mcu), school spirits: wally clark, star trek: una chin-riley

I suppose it was only a matter of time.

So, it seems we're a part of a renaissance festival of some sort. Or at least that appears to be where I've woken up and I walked the grounds early this morning to get a lay of the land, so to speak. There was a notice on a board near the front gate, I think, stating this is the "Kingdom of Beale," so I can only assume we're still in San Francisco.

Is everyone alright? Nothing else out of the ordinary?

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	vampirelestat 2025-05-28 02:56 am UTC (link)
	On the contrary, not a pickle in sight. Pirate. A singing pirate, even. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buff 2025-05-28 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Of course you're a singing pirate. Why wouldn't you be? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:02 am UTC (link)
	Would you like to see my outfit? I think you will like it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buff 2025-05-28 03:05 am UTC (link)
	Fine but I'm working the accessories booth. In public. Lots of people. So if I see a pickle, Slayer strength or not, you're getting punched. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:07 am UTC (link)
	What sort of man do you take me for? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buff 2025-05-28 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Can't imagine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:10 am UTC (link)
	So, does that mean if it were less public and with fewer people... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. buff 2025-05-28 03:16 am UTC (link)
	...Which is something that doesn't look like will be happening here any time soon. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:17 am UTC (link)
	The festival closes to the public in the evenings. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. buff 2025-05-28 03:19 am UTC (link)
	And you think no one would hear us? Not much faith in yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:21 am UTC (link)
	I would say I have my ways of keeping you quiet, but alas, I have temporarily lost my vampiric abilities. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. buff 2025-05-28 03:27 am UTC (link)
	I'll make you a deal. Buy something from my shop and if you can get this outfit of mine undone in under 2 minutes, we'll have something to talk about then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:31 am UTC (link)
	Deal. You have no idea what you’ve gotten yourself into. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. buff 2025-05-28 03:33 am UTC (link)
	And I could say the same for you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:37 am UTC (link)
	I feel as though I have been waiting quite a while to find out. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. buff 2025-05-28 03:39 am UTC (link)
	Don't start counting all your pickles too early, now. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:42 am UTC (link)
	You say that and yet… (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. buff 2025-05-28 03:44 am UTC (link)
	And I'll continue to say it until you prove me wrong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	private. vampirelestat 2025-05-28 03:46 am UTC (link)
	😏 (Reply to this) (Parent)

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