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Tweak says, "Turn the bass down!"

Ben Hargreeves (quiethorror) wrote in chances_net,
@ 2024-12-14 13:05:00

Entry tags:

marvel: natasha romanoff (mcu), marvel: vision (mcu), umbrella academy: ben hargreeves, wednesday: enid sinclair

Network: Ben Hargreeves
You know what shouldn't be possible, and yet totally just happened to me?

A seagull.

An actual seagull (which I'm not convinced wasn't a shapeshifting pterodactyl) stole my savory hand pie RIGHT OUT OF MY HAND.

If I wasn't annoyed and still hungry, I'd be impressed. How?

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	loveperseveres 2024-12-14 07:21 pm UTC (link)
	Seagulls are sneaky creatures. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not convinced it was actually a seagull, Mr. Vision. I really, really think it was some kind of prehistoric holdover. A whole hand pie! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveperseveres 2024-12-14 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	Odder things have happened here so it is possible. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 07:29 pm UTC (link)
	What kind of strange things have been happening to you lately? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	loveperseveres 2024-12-14 09:21 pm UTC (link)
	Nothing as of late. I've been lucky. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	That's good! It's so weird how this stuff comes in waves. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	debtsowed 2024-12-14 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Don't ever go to Coney Island and try to eat French fries. Seagulls are evil and ruthless. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 09:54 pm UTC (link)
	They've lived with humans for too long and learned to outsmart us. What have we done, Ms. Romanoff!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-12-14 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	We underestimated them. We, as a whole, viewed them as a pest but did not treat them as we do pests that can overrun whole buildings with infestations. We treated them with disdain, and they learned that if they are persistent enough, they will get our food. We created the monsters. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 10:09 pm UTC (link)
	Have you ever considered writing cautionary science fiction? I'm going to be thinking about this for a long time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-12-14 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	Small peeks into my brain are all the world needs, Ben. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 10:20 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, BUT. I want to know so much more! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-12-14 10:25 pm UTC (link)
	All I'll say, is they can't be conspiracy theories if you've seen files with actual evidence. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	oh my god you're so cool (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	debtsowed 2024-12-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	If you have questions, and I can answer them, I will, but not on an open network. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	EVEN MORE COOL! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sunnywerewolf 2024-12-14 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	Benny, I fear that seagull was evil. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	An evil shapechanging pterodactyl! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnywerewolf 2024-12-14 10:48 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so glad all it stole was your hand pie. Did you get another one?? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	They were sold out. Very sad day. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnywerewolf 2024-12-14 10:55 pm UTC (link)
	Nooo! Oh that is not a good ending to the story. I hope it didn't enjoy your pie. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 11:01 pm UTC (link)
	Somewhere out there, a sneaky bird thief is consuming my joy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnywerewolf 2024-12-14 11:02 pm UTC (link)
	We need to find you some more joy! Do you like ice cream? Because I bought some amazing ice cream for the fam today. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 11:04 pm UTC (link)
	I do like ice cream! What kind did you get? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnywerewolf 2024-12-14 11:07 pm UTC (link)
	Brownie honeycomb chocolate caramel! It is heaven. It is everything I dreamed of in a bowl of ice cream. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	quiethorror 2024-12-14 11:18 pm UTC (link)
	Ooooooooo! I'll be right over when I get back to the building! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sunnywerewolf 2024-12-14 11:19 pm UTC (link)
	There's a bowl and spoon with your name on it! (Reply to this) (Parent)